Happy 2nd FR Anniversary, Kudsman.
We are happy that you are a part of our FreeRepublic Family.
Posted on 02/21/2005 8:53:55 AM PST by JustAmy
Good morning, OESY.
Thanks for the link but I will have to try it again later; It would not open for me.
Hope your Thursday is Terrific!
Stay indoors today. Sounds like a good day for freeping and troll hunting. :)
Hoping you have sunshine for the weekend.
Unfortunately for me, I have ot go out for awhile tonight to assist with som estuff.
*pounding head into wall*
Why do I let women talk me into helping with babysitting?
I'm a sucker for batting eyes I guess.
Hi PAL! I'm glad you're feeling better. Hope you have a great day. :-)
Wait.....wasn't that yesterday at the Finest? LOL
Happy Children's Day to you too!
Children's Day
What's going on with Children's Day?
Did I miss a memo or a meeting while away?
While on vacation or at play?
Someone please fill me in... What's the score?
They are most precious resource.
We'll go through every option and recourse.
To make sure they're happy, loved and cared for.
Well educated, mannered and fed. Though not badly led.
As comfortable with social interaction.
Not to mention adverbs, nouns, decimals and fractions.
Parsing sentences and being with the World so at ease.
That in their purse of pocket there's coins and a comb.
They are a full time job. A career, if you please.
So always do your best. Never let it rest.
And remember that they might soon be footing the bill.
For your Golden Years in a Retirement Home.
Jack.
LOL
Thank you for that cute poem, Jack.
Today is also Calendar Day and Obnoxious Day but I chose to celebrate Children's Day. I wasn't sure that I could find a graphic for obnoxious. :)
Happy Children's Day to you!!!
Psst..... tomorrow we celebrate Cuddle Day.
LOL!
We just got back home from the interview with the INS
for my wife's permanent residency ("green card").
Thank you, Amy! :^D
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Mine is snotty waffle tushie
LOL
Thanks for the link, Snotty Waffletushie
Signed,
Dinky Girdletush
Dinky Girdletush
How cute!
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