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To: 4mycountry; Lady Jag

Enjoy, 4mycountry... Feel free to borrow, Lady Jag.
I just make them up as I go.




CAT HAIKUS

Up on the bookcase.
Big One snoring down below.
Watch me hit his lap!

Pretty Little One
Playing with her dolls. I'm NOT
My Little Pony!

Birds circling lower
Lower... Lower each time round.
Up!... Up!... Hello, lunch!

Kitten up a tree.
Lots of branches. Learned Up is
Easier than down.

Cool porcelain feels good.
Bathtub is the best! Hope no
One needs to shower!!!

Rustly paper in
A shoebox. Feels so smooth and
It makes the best noise!

Jack.


110 posted on 02/21/2005 10:28:01 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Jack Deth

Hahaha! Good haiku. Fits my cats to a "T".


129 posted on 02/22/2005 8:26:31 AM PST by 4mycountry (This is my tag. Deal with it.)
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To: Jack Deth; Allegra

CAT HAIKU - all inspired by Harrison the Psycho Cat

Run under your feet
Watch Big One stumble and trip
Please don't land on me

Lick water off feet
From the shower you just came
Have you athlete's foot?

You spent money on
Expensive kitty litter
I poop outside box

Vomit food I must
Could go on vynil flooring
I like carpet more


149 posted on 02/20/2006 11:08:12 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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