Woman severs boyfriend’s genitals after fight

KTUU.com ^ | February 20, 2005 | Lynn Melling

[lightman]

There once was a girl named Lorena Whose husband could not have been meaner He'd not let her come, She said, "this is dumb" And cut off the offending weiner.

Yet even more cruel was Kim Tran Who feared a break up with her man: While hands tied o'er head She cut him in bed And flushed it as though a bed pan.

[82Marine89]

Police say surgery to reattach the man's penis was successful.

And the blue stain will go away in about a week.

[Calpernia]

Alaska ping? Maybe not?

[Kirkwood]

Must have been one of those low-flow toilets that you need to flush twice.

[spinestein]

UFB!

[Servant of the 9]

SHUDER

So9

[King Prout]

och.

[Paleo Conservative]

Anyone willing to bet that the woman gets off?

[ScottFromSpokane]

Can you imagine? You let your girlfriend tie you up. Hey, it's fun. Then she whips out a knife. Ha, ha, you think, funny joke.

And then you realize she's not joking.

[Always Right]

no origniality these days.

[SmithL]

not from him

[Always Right]

Anyone willing to bet that the woman gets off?

Not with her boyfriends penis she won't.

[Kirkwood]

She ties good knots.

[snarks_when_bored]

If she'd been really mad at him, she would've put it in the blender.

[Larry Lucido]

Note to self: Don't have kinky sex during a pending breakup with someone whose name suggests familiarity with a ginsu knife.

[dog breath]

I would be looking for a new girlfriend.

[dog breath]

I would be looking for a new girlfriend.

[LibWhacker]

. . . tied his arms . . .

And what was this karate expert doin' with his feet while she was sawing away?

[dog breath]

I would be looking for a new girlfriend.

[Husker24]

Its amazing that they were able to retrieve this thing, he must have been hung like a horse.