Although this happened in San Mateo, SF Mayor Newsome announced that he was willing to give them licenses and perform a ceremony.
1 posted on
02/18/2005 2:31:09 PM PST by
SmithL
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2 posted on
02/18/2005 2:33:34 PM PST by
ThirdMate
To: SmithL
Oh, the humanity.
Well, kinda.
3 posted on
02/18/2005 2:34:01 PM PST by
leadpenny
To: SmithL
Gorilla Foundation rocked by breast display lawsuit Yawn. Like we haven't seen this headine a thousand times before.
4 posted on
02/18/2005 2:34:53 PM PST by
ScottFromSpokane
(http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
I can relate to Koko. I have trouble getting girls to show me their nipples, too.
5 posted on
02/18/2005 2:36:03 PM PST by
Rio
To: SmithL
Why would it surprise anyone that a San Francisco [vis-a-vis, lesbian] gorilla would want to see nipple?
To: SmithL
The suit follows complaints filed by Alperin and Keller in January with the California Department of Fair Employment and Housing, in which they gave identical reasons for why they were fired: "I refused to expose my breast to perform acts of bestiality with one of the gorillas."
As though things are different at Hooters?
To: SmithL
Nothing like a little a story about simmering simian sex to spice up a Friday afternoon.....
NeverGore :^)
9 posted on
02/18/2005 2:38:53 PM PST by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: SmithL
The zoo's publicist, Sue Allen, said, "Those of us in Cleveland would say: 'Only in San Francisco.' " 'Nuff said.
10 posted on
02/18/2005 2:42:39 PM PST by
no more apples
(my give-a-damn's busted)
To: SmithL
Gorilla Mardi Gras?
To: SmithL
I hate to imagine what bonding with male gorillas involves
12 posted on
02/18/2005 2:48:01 PM PST by
eclectic
(Liberalism is a mental disorder)
To: SmithL
Same-sex, cross-species sexual harassment.
...and I thought that I'd seen everything.
But seriously...
Koko does have a tendency to fixate on things. It's not surprising that human anatomy would interest her and that female features in particular would be the thing she'd be obsessive about.
13 posted on
02/18/2005 2:49:14 PM PST by
Redcloak
(More cleverly arranged 1's and 0's)
To: SmithL
I just get weepy over these gorilla-woman-woman marriages; they are just so romantic!
I gotta believe the gorilla is a male. It it were a female, the local lesbos would be going balistic.
Why didn't the two honeys have a wrestle off to see who got the monkey?
Oprah wants to know if any obe has considered the monkey's feeling in this.
Does the monkey consider the term, well, monkey to be offensive?
14 posted on
02/18/2005 2:49:36 PM PST by
Tacis
("John ("What SF-180?") Kerry - Still Shilling For Those Who Would Harm America!")
To: SmithL
Speaking off the record, Koko replied "Acts of bestiality? These Frisco girls sure cop a 'tude, don't they? Jealous, too. For two cents I'd sue 'em until their eyes bleed."
To: SmithL
Koko taking notes in her defense.
16 posted on
02/18/2005 2:54:45 PM PST by
Plutarch
To: SmithL
Sounds like a vindictive law suit....tit for tat, so to speak.
17 posted on
02/18/2005 2:55:39 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
To: SmithL
Scorned women rejected by a gorilla. Not a pretty picture.
19 posted on
02/18/2005 2:59:13 PM PST by
Raycpa
To: SmithL
20 posted on
02/18/2005 3:15:48 PM PST by
mass55th
("If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?"----Abe Lincoln (1809-1865))
To: SmithL
'Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!'
To: SmithL
'Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!'
To: SmithL
I may be off the wall on with this, but I don't really see anything wrong with the zoo asking their female employees to do this.
Not as long as they can say no without prejudicing their employment.
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