Posted on 02/15/2005 5:57:30 PM PST by paltz
---snip--- PETE C., a carpenter who works in Westchester County, doesn't need to watch "Desperate Housewives." He lives it. Tall, handsome and broad-shouldered, Pete is a constant target for real-life desperate housewives who are financially well-kept yet sexually neglected by workaholic husbands. ---snip---
"If I wanted to pursue it I'd probably [have sex] once a week," he tells The Post.
---snip---
"Scarsdale and these towns are rampant with it. You've got these bored housewives who aren't happy with their marriages, who are there to produce children and look good at the country club on the weekends.
"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.' ---snip---
"Or she'll say, 'Thank God the kids are in school until three.' Why is she telling you that? It means you've got the green light. If you want to pursue it, you say, 'Let me know if you need help drying off,' and you're off to the races." For Robert, a well-built married man who does high-end repair work in Westchester and Connecticut, it's the skimpy outfits that give the wives away. "They'll come out in a nightgown, or a loose-hanging robe with nothing on underneath," he said, speaking to The Post on his cellphone between jobs. "Sometimes it's unbelievable. I've had women come at me in things you'd die to have your girlfriend come to bed with.
---snip---
"And," he adds, "a lot of these women are gorgeous. In every one of these instances I absolutely would have been interested."
One woman with a broken leg asked Robert to take a look at her cast, and when he did, he said, "She opened up everything to me."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
,,, but he had other jobs to go to.
He's not a plumber, he's a carpenter. Uh.....wait. Why does he have gardening tools in his tool belt?!?
,,, not on Long Island, anyway.
His skin looks awfully splotchy....doesn't it?
Why hasn't anyone told this twit that four times a month is nothing to be proud of?
LOL. Yup. Sad but true. I had these types of incidents when I was doing water heater and plumbing work in the late 1980's. There was at least one tank a month that I replaced that was in perfect condition...wink wink. Not my kind of thing.
Note to self: Become carpenter, move there.
geez, i can't believe his tools are covered. can his pants get any LOWER?
Aaahh, the voice of experience. Would that be 100% of them? Or are you generalizing?
This article points out the downside of being the trophy wife: loneliness and neglect.
But on the other hand, the trophy wives have what it takes to seduce the hired help around the house, so perhaps it's not too bad for them.
How did your friend respond to those types of greetings?
What crawled up your butt and died a painful death? I found the article interesting and it should speak for itself...geez lighten up.
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He quit the job immediately and often requested another assignment.
Cuz in real life he's blonde.
Oi! Wots wrong wid blondes? ;-)
You haven't seen his tool.
And take home STD's from the experience as a souvenir.
Good for him. Your friend has a lot more class than some of his customers.
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