I'm 25. :-)
I just adopted my 5 year old stepson, who is now my son. He's called me Daddy since he was 3. The adoption took forever! I'm a SSgt in the Air Force. And good luck in your search for a conservative man! Your son looks like he is a fun character!
So, you are one of what, 10, conservatives in the People's Republic of Austin? :-) One of my past times was developing nicknames for the Statesman. Some of them are:
The Workers Daily - Austin Edition
The Austin-Amerikan Pravda
Austin Socialist Statesman
Could you imagine the response a thread like this might get on the main page? Who would we have to ask to get permission for that?