[Smartaleck]

It may not be.

Did you do a mic check?

Alt + f4 ?

[Darksheare]

Please wait..

[bitt]

Your Leader is calling...

[Indy Pendance]

This site advances conservativsm, it's obvious you think you can troll this site with stupid posts. Too bad so many here glom onto this troll tactic.

[Dionysius]

Click the red X in the corner of your screen.

[Horatio Gates]

how does this work

Just zip up and forget about it.

[snarks_when_bored]

4 entries found for this.

this    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (ths)
pron. pl. these (thz)

1. 1. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
   2. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
   3. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
2. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.

adj. pl. these

1. Being just mentioned or present in space, time, or thought: She left early this morning.
2. Being nearer or more immediate: this side and that side.
3. Being about to be stated or described: Just wait till you hear this story.
4. Informal. Used as an emphatic substitute for the indefinite article: looking for this book of recipes.

adv.

To this extent; so: never stayed out this late.

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[Middle English, from Old English. See to- in Indo-European Roots.]

Usage Note: This and that are both used as demonstrative pronouns to refer to a thought expressed earlier: The letter was unopened; that (or this) in itself casts doubt on the inspector's theory. That is sometimes viewed as the better choice in referring to what has gone before (as in the preceding example). When the referent is yet to be mentioned, only this is used: This (not that) is what bothers me: we have no time to consider late applications. ·This is often used in speech and informal writing as an emphatic substitute for the indefinite article to refer to a specific thing or person: You should talk to this friend of mine at the Department of Motor Vehicles. I have this terrible feeling that I forgot to turn off the gas. It is best to avoid this substitution in formal writing except when a conversational tone is desired. See Usage Note at that.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

[Conservatrix]

I think it takes two hands...

[Darksheare]

*Leaps up onto table top*

IT IS NOT A ZOT! IT IS AGGRESSIVE ELECTRO-DERMAL EXFOLIATION!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAARGH!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I Started a Post
Troll Zot Theme

I started a post, which brought out the Viking Kitties.
But I didn’t see, that the post would kill me, oh no.
I smelled some ozone, which started the Freepers, laughing.
Oh if I’d only seen that the post would kill me.

It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the post would kill me.

It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the post would kill me.
Oh oh no that post would kill me.

From; I started a Joke, Bee Gees.

From the twisted mind of Conspiracy Guy

[unbalanced but fair]

Well, there's this book by David Macaulay that could help. It's called "The Way Things Work."

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

This guy might be able to help you.

[dandelion]

"How does this work?"

I DON'T KNOW!!!

It's like magic. I just sit down and type and the words keep coming out and out and OUT...

[JoJo Gunn]

It doesn't reflect well on you in the least to remain silent about this.

[Rightly Biased]

Has is ever worked?

[tomkat]

I don't believe I've ever seen a pacybara posted on FR.
If this is actually a first, your lame thread will be sorta historic.

[MeekOneGOP]

[glock rocks]

how does this work? a lot like this...

[Sally'sConcerns]

How does what work? You need to be very careful around blenders, vacumns, knives and kitchen disposals.

Hmmm, maybe you should be put in a straight jacket in order to protect yourself from finding out how things work.

[506trooper]

I'm glad you asked....I'm not sure either...but I didn't want to appear too stupid to own a computer...