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Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
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Posted on 02/13/2005 12:51:56 PM PST by ambrose
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To: cripplecreek
It's a good thing her husband was there. Imagine having to explain an extra penis lying around. LOL
Oh, and I didn't know Ketchup was a preservative and would keep something - hmmmm - recognizable? Sounds fishy, but funny. But, I ran and checked my bottle - just in case ;)
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posted on
02/13/2005 10:42:56 PM PST
by
CitizenM
("...pacifism is one of the greatest allies an aggressor can have!" -Patrick Henry)
To: TheGrimReaper
if it was heinz, then someone needs to check F'in to see if he is intact. i can see Tereeeezzza going after him if he irked her enough!
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posted on
02/14/2005 3:19:46 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: ambrose; Berosus; blam; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; ValerieUSA
...by any chance...
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posted on
02/14/2005 10:22:58 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Ted "Kids, I Sunk the Honey" Kennedy is just a drunk who's never held a job (or had to).)
To: SunkenCiv
Was the tomato sauce made by Heintz?
To: ambrose
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said. A cock expert!
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posted on
02/14/2005 10:30:08 PM PST
by
sarah_f
( Know Islam, Know Terror.)
To: FairOpinion
dunno, but the problem could have arisen (ahem) due to:
or:
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posted on
02/14/2005 10:32:35 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Ted "Kids, I Sunk the Honey" Kennedy is just a drunk who's never held a job (or had to).)
To: Dog Gone
"Generally, most workers at a ketchup factory will alert a supervisor if their penis is accidentally cut off and falls into the sauce." LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/14/2005 10:37:07 PM PST
by
sarah_f
( Know Islam, Know Terror.)
To: kenth
Well FIRST OF ALL, who puts ketchup on rolls? That's just gross. Seriously. If they had stuck with butter or margarine they wouldn't be in this pre
dicament.
Secondly....eeeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/14/2005 10:40:24 PM PST
by
I'm ALL Right!
(Welcome to my addiction.)
To: Welsh Rabbit
A lot of stuff "found" in fast food, etc., is planted there for the purpose of getting attention or suing the company. I've even heard of people buying mice at pet stores and deep frying them, then claiming to have found them in boxes of fried chicken. If it's not a fake, somebody has been murdered, or at least mutilated. A person doing it to themselves would be seriously injured, and there's no way they would get out of the plant. If it's real, my bet is a lover's quarrel, followed by murder and mutilation, with the appendage put in the bottle as a final insult to the deceased lover.
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posted on
02/14/2005 10:43:55 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: SunkenCiv
Or maybe it's a piece of asparagus.
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posted on
02/15/2005 2:37:36 AM PST
by
Berosus
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