Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

AFP | 2.13.05

[ambrose]

Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

February 13 2005 at 05:50PM

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

[CitizenM]

It's a good thing her husband was there. Imagine having to explain an extra penis lying around. LOL

Oh, and I didn't know Ketchup was a preservative and would keep something - hmmmm - recognizable? Sounds fishy, but funny. But, I ran and checked my bottle - just in case ;)

[xsmommy]

if it was heinz, then someone needs to check F'in to see if he is intact. i can see Tereeeezzza going after him if he irked her enough!

[SunkenCiv]

...by any chance...

[FairOpinion]

Was the tomato sauce made by Heintz?

[sarah_f]

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

A cock expert!

[SunkenCiv]

dunno, but the problem could have arisen (ahem) due to:

or:

[sarah_f]

"Generally, most workers at a ketchup factory will alert a supervisor if their penis is accidentally cut off and falls into the sauce."

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I'm ALL Right!]

Well FIRST OF ALL, who puts ketchup on rolls? That's just gross. Seriously. If they had stuck with butter or margarine they wouldn't be in this predicament.

Secondly....eeeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!!

[Richard Kimball]

A lot of stuff "found" in fast food, etc., is planted there for the purpose of getting attention or suing the company. I've even heard of people buying mice at pet stores and deep frying them, then claiming to have found them in boxes of fried chicken. If it's not a fake, somebody has been murdered, or at least mutilated. A person doing it to themselves would be seriously injured, and there's no way they would get out of the plant. If it's real, my bet is a lover's quarrel, followed by murder and mutilation, with the appendage put in the bottle as a final insult to the deceased lover.

[Berosus]

Or maybe it's a piece of asparagus.