Boy Stabs Sister Over Chicken Pot Pie

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[Fan_Of_Ingraham]

MOUNT PLEASANT, Mich. — A 12-year-old boy stabbed his sister in the arm in an argument over a chicken pot pie, authorities said.

The boy is charged as a juvenile with assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder and assault with a dangerous weapon, said Robert A. Holmes, senior assistant Isabella County prosecutor.

The alleged attack took place Monday evening at the siblings' home in Mount Pleasant.

"They were having a brother-sister argument," Officer Michael G. Covarrubias told The Saginaw News for a story Wednesday. "This is going to make them sound stupid, but they were arguing over a chicken pot pie."

[punster]

Did he use a fork?

That opens up the possibility for a very bad joke!

[Graycliff]

LOL

[Idisarthur]

Yeah, I know humor is somewhat relative and it varies with age and so on... but I could never bring myself to watch South Park. The Jesus Christ thing and all the poop-ie stuff was a quick turn off.

Maybe it works for a teenage boy after smoking something.




It's relative ... ( :

[Protagoras]

I have a number of friends who are homicide dectectives, they always tell one story. I actually remember when it happened.

A man killed his brother a decade or so ago over a pork chop.

When the cops asked him why he did it, he said, "It was my pork chop".

I guess ya had to be there. (these guys have a "defensive" sense of humor)

[Sterco]

Just like a stupid sister to bring a knife to a sword fight.

[Dad2Angels]

Damn tasty looking pies. Notice how a spoon is being used. If the parents of these kids had used spoons this entire tragedy could likely have been avoided.

[weezel]

I know a man who killed his father in law over a chicken neck. I also knew another man, he was on work release from prison and worked at the same mobile home factory where I was working, he killed a man over a pork chop.Natuarally, his name was pork chop, behind his back that is. Everybody was afraid he'd kill them if they called him that to his face.

[Lazamataz]

My brother broke a small TV over my head when I was 6. He was 9. No cops involved but dad went scorched earth.

I imbedded a running chainsaw deep into my grandmothers stomach, singing Hallelujia and dancing around, as she screamed in sheer agony.

I was grounded for a day!

[spodefly]

Nobody gets between me and my Chicken Pot Pie! Nobody!!!

[jtminton]

Pot pie ping

[Lazamataz]

My father was an electrician. He used black electrical tape.

My dad was a welder. He'd braze my wounds shut.

[TXBSAFH]

I am not joking it was a 13 inch black and white no name. The plastic case broke and it did not work after that.

[cooldog]

In the News/Activism forum, on a thread titled Boy Stabs Sister Over Chicken Pot Pie (Funny Story), Slicksadick wrote:

I broke my big sisters nose in a fight over which TV channel to watch. Of course this was after many, many years of her previously abusing me. We never fought again after that night.

Hmmmm .... well, my big sister made up for that. In an argument over an empty ice cream bowl, she hit me on the side of the head and broke my ear drum!

[Slicksadick]

So did you "pay" her back?

[Repub4bush]

Very curious thread eh?

So do I smell Pot pie...Or.........????

[weezel]

Hey!! Where were they? I may have known that pork chop guy. My previous post talked about a fellow who did that. In Wadesboro N.C. by any small chance?

[Protagoras]

I don't remember the location. These guys are in Chicago, but they don't say they were in the story. They just thought it was hilarious because he was the first imbecile who ever told the truth about why he did it.

It was "killin offence" as far as he was concerned. :^}

[monday]

I agree with you. It's funny. Everyone fights with their siblings. No one died even. These kids are definite Darwin award contenders though.

I guess the "no fun allowed" crowd are out today.

[baltodog]

"This is going to make them sound stupid, but they were arguing over a chicken pot pie."

Ummmm....yer right!

[newgeezer]

What the heck is the kid doing packing a knife like that?

What the heck is a kid like that doing packing a knife?