1 posted on
02/09/2005 10:15:10 PM PST by
ambrose
To: ambrose
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." It's early yet, but that's on my "Quotes of the Year" list.
2 posted on
02/09/2005 10:16:37 PM PST by
JennysCool
(I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
To: null and void
And you thought Margaret was bad.
So9
To: ambrose
4 posted on
02/09/2005 10:25:43 PM PST by
GeronL
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To: ambrose
To: ambrose
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned....
To: ambrose
8 posted on
02/09/2005 10:32:18 PM PST by
JoeSixPack1
(@100mph, you have no friends.)
To: ambrose
"I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
I'm not a man, but all I can say is...
OUCH!
To: ambrose
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth"She's a keeper!
10 posted on
02/09/2005 10:33:51 PM PST by
endthematrix
(Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
To: ambrose
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth"
I guess she thought he wouldn't notice..
11 posted on
02/09/2005 10:37:19 PM PST by
SeaBiscuit
(God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.)
To: ambrose
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.Catch and release. The game wardens will be happy....
To: ambrose
I wonder if they would be so quick to publish the name of a woman who suffered sexual mutilation at the hands of a man.
13 posted on
02/09/2005 10:54:05 PM PST by
thoughtomator
(reporting from Cylon-occupied Caprica)
To: ambrose
Is that even possible? Something sounds fishy about this.
15 posted on
02/10/2005 3:16:53 AM PST by
ViLaLuz
To: ambrose
You owe me a keyboard.
It wasn't me who spit coffee on the board, it was our accountant, she damn near lost control.
You are an evil person.
LMAO
To: ambrose
How could she pull off just one? Aren' they sort of a ..... hummmmmm....... package?
18 posted on
02/10/2005 6:24:09 AM PST by
Ditter
To: ambrose
OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! That'll leave a mark. Oh, well, put some ice on it.
19 posted on
02/10/2005 6:51:22 AM PST by
NCC-1701
(ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: ambrose
"man has a very big heart...but there is von sin that he vill not forgeeve. ven a vooman calls a man to her bed and he vill not go! i know becaise a vise old turk told me..."
zorba the greek
nikos
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