What is your favorite Conspiracy Theory?

Nitro

[Nitro]

Just for fun...

what is your favorite "Conspiracy Theory?"

I read them as fiction, but some of them must be true.

[Jet Jaguar]

TWA Flight 800

That is suspicious as all hell

[tiamat]

No kidding!

[tiamat]

Okay,

Let's see if we can't get some wheels on this thread...

[floridarolf]

The assassination "attempt" on the pope actually was successful. He died in hospital and was secretly replaced by a Jewish lookalike.

[Nitro]

You mean that I can't really read Liberal minds, watch them thru their computer monitor, fly black helicopters around their communes, experiment with their drinking water and food or actually send dangerous Republican Brain waves with that thingy machine I got in the mail from the White House? It's all just been a conspiracy?????

Yes, you can.. but report back occasionally, so we know how you are.

Avoid coffee.

[Nitro]

I learned an exercise called nis-direction...

So, I ask you how do French women hold their liquir?

[Jet Jaguar]

http://www.all-natural.com/twa800.html

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=twa+flight+900&sm=Yahoo%21+Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1

I know fuel indicating systems on aircraft. The explanations do not wash as to why it exploded.


smoke trails up to the plane were seen by many. But it all got hushed.
I dunno.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Langly: "Yeah, UFOs cause the Gulf War syndrome. That's a good one."

Byers: "That's why we like you, Mulder. Your ideas are weirder than ours."

- The X-Files: "EBE"

Very fun conspiracy theory: the real, historic, campy 1953 "Men in Black" tale of 1950s ufologist Albert K. Bender. A hilarious version of this appeared in an episode of The X-Files. That show in itself has acquired some wild theories - that FBI, CIA, and NSA analysts wrote some of the scripts or suggested the thematic and plot content. In one version the series originates from private investigator surveillance tapes of a graduate student in Maryland dating the wife of a high-powered billionaire connected in some way with the Washington intelligence community. Great stuff.

[Wormwood]

I'll play:

1. All of human history began abruptly in 535 A.D, when a violent reality quake split the world into two realities (Reality A and B). All of history we *believe* occured before the 6th century is a lie---a fiction injected into our collective unconscious to keep us sane after the reality-shift.
Prior to the irruption, humans were a cattle to the powerful and enigmatic Annunaki, who are currently trapped in a torpid state. Their awakening will trigger a reunification of the divergent realities, ending human history and plunging humanity into an eternal Hell of being food for the Gods.

2. Oh, the whole Kennedty thing. That seems fishy to me.

[Nitro]

You mean Pope John Paul II is a Jewish gentleman?

Good one...

[tiamat]

I've heard that they sometimes drink champagne fom their dancing shoes...

[tiamat]

I've heard that, too.

i've also heard similar things about that plane that went down in NY right after 9-11.

(About a month later)

I honestly don't recall the Flight Number.

What do you think of that?

[Jet Jaguar]

irrc, a part of the tail came apart from the aircraft. That one, although suspicious, is more explainable. The flight data recorders were recovered.

I am unsure if the recorders were ever recovered from the TWA flight. I don't think they were.

[eclectic]

Art Bell and George Noori are the same guy - they never do shows at the same time!

[tiamat]

I think you remember right.

We didn't hear much after that crash, did we?

(Which is part of what has always made me wonder... but then...I'm paranoid! LOL! )

[Nitro]

All of human history began abruptly in 535 A.D

Do you know what AD means?

I think not, AD is Latin for 'Year of our Lord'.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

re:PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

According to ufological folklore, the campy Flying Saucer films of the 1950s are part of a Project Bluebook coverup of the truth about aliens and UFOs. They were disinformation designed to make people think of Flying Saucers as something from movies and not as real. According to this theory, any time someone started talking about Flying Saucers or UFOs, it would make people think of really bad, campy SciFi films and not of something that might be true.

[tiamat]

I've got a friend who is an OLD SF vet... he says he thinks, looking at the wreckage, that there were explosive on board.

I can't tell.

[endthematrix]

No one remembers Egypt Air flight 990? "Allah Fubar!"

[Nitro]

Isn't that a lot like Clark Kent and Superman?