More moose news
1 posted on
02/04/2005 3:43:53 PM PST by
aliquis
To: aliquis
I'm stunned. This is hugh, and series.
Did they also teach the moose to move someone's cheese? And give it demerits for biting sisters?
2 posted on
02/04/2005 3:45:42 PM PST by
Keith in Iowa
(Common Sense is an Oxymoron)
To: aliquis
Now they have to undo all the sensitivity training the moose underwent in Canada.
3 posted on
02/04/2005 3:51:11 PM PST by
zygoat
To: aliquis
Somehow, I believe that this thread will top 1000 posts by Monday afternoon...
7 posted on
02/04/2005 4:05:30 PM PST by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: aliquis
"She's a real bitch," She ran after Kenwood and kicked and bit him wherever she could. And although Kenwood is much bigger than her, he let it all happen."
Sounds like a couple I know.
8 posted on
02/04/2005 4:09:21 PM PST by
rcocean
To: aliquis
A moose has never biten any of my sisters.
9 posted on
02/04/2005 4:17:20 PM PST by
exnavy
(lead, follow or get out of the way)
To: aliquis
Just when I thought I was losing my mind, I read "Shy moose needs assertiveness training".
Thank you.
This post removed all doubt.
10 posted on
02/04/2005 4:20:52 PM PST by
LowInMo
(Pray for Dow Jones and the Nasdaqi's.)
To: aliquis
They bought a typically wimp Canadian male, this time a moose, and they had to train the poor thing to defend himself from a vicious female moose who was kicking the 'EH!' out of him.
Now that the moose has been trained to stand up for himself, DON'T send him back to Canada!
12 posted on
02/04/2005 4:43:05 PM PST by
xJones
To: aliquis
I thought when a girl moose beat up a boy moose it means she has a crush on him?!?!?
My understanding of all things romantic has been shattered.
15 posted on
02/05/2005 8:23:36 AM PST by
melbell
(A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
To: aliquis
I think this story is an accurate commentary on society!
The victim had to go through "training" to fix the situation. Why not just put the agressor in moose jail because she hurt him??
It's all fun and games until someone loses an antler...
17 posted on
02/05/2005 8:26:19 AM PST by
melbell
(A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
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