Posted on 02/01/2005 6:15:51 AM PST by Still in Denial
Lara Flyn Boyle Accused Of Stripping Naked On Flight To London January 31, 2005, 6:45:30 Lara Flynn Boyle
FLYNN BOYLE'S 'SCANDALOUS NUDE FLIGHT'
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Passengers claim the MEN IN BLACK 2 star started behaving strangely halfway through the ten-hour British Airways journey from Los Angeles to the capital's Heathrow Airport. But they were stunned when she stripped off her clothes and tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger, reports British newspaper THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.
Flynn Boyle's publicist SARAH CULLIVER says, "It genuinely is completely inconsistent with her character and behaviour." ** Lara Flynn Boyle Article Continues Below ** Click here to find out more! ** The Lara Flynn Boyle article continues now **
A BRITISH AIRWAYS spokeswoman confirms, "First-class passengers on board Flight BA 282 from Los Angeles to Heathrow reported that a female passenger in the cabin was behaving strangely."
A shocked witness adds, "People recognised she was Lara Flynn Boyle and saw her popping pills on board early in the flight. "She was starkers, woke a passenger up, tried to get into bed with him, pulled open the blind and said, 'We're landing, get your clothes on,' even though we were more than four hours away from London."
Anyway, on the flight Granny was jamming on some classic Chili Peppers on her iPod while I dozed, half-aware of the commotion as every red-blooded male tried desperately for a peek at the celebrity sitting one row up from me and across the aisle. I looked up and noticed it was Lara Flynn Boyle, star of such classics as Poltergeist III and The Rookie.
As I watched, she pulled out a letter that had obviously been sent by her lover at the time, Jack Nicholson, as evidenced by the tightly-rolled and suspicious-looking cigarette that fell out of the envelope and the L.A. Lakers-colored stationary. She sighed contentedly as she read it and clutched it to her bosom, and read it again. However, after about a half-hour, she started talking to herself and staring off into space. She then screamed when a stewardess approached her, yelling something about a gremlin on the wing.
Chivalrously I stepped in, trying to assure the starlet that she was not in that movie (Twilight Zone: The Movie, featuring the classic re-make of the William Shatner episode in which the T.J. Hooker star sees a gremlin on the wing of a jetliner while everyone else thinks he’s insane). Without skipping a beat, Ms. Boyle asked me for a Grateful Dead tape, and I knew at once that Mr. Nicholson, star of such counter-culture classics as Easy Rider and the Monkee’s Head, had laced the stationary with some of the finest lysergic offerings from the laboratories in Berkeley.
Thinking quickly, I grabbed the paper from her, tore off a corner, and put it on my tongue. I then struck up a conversation with Ms. Boyle as to whether she preferred the drumming of Billy Kreutzman or Micky Hart during the Drums section of Dead shows, and what she thought of Jerry Garcia’s musical collaboration with David “Dawg” Grisman.
By the time the plane landed we were sitting in our all-together chanting the Buddhist I’Ching and covering ourselves in Jell-O pudding. Fortunately, since we were not creating nearly the disturbance that the hot-blooded males were in crowding around to see her, the flight crew did not report us to FAA or FBI authorities or to Mr. Nicholson. Also, fortunately for me, Granny never found out what had happened (engrossed as she was in Californication) because she would have been perturbed that I held out on her – but its not like it was a legal-size sheet or anything. There just wasn’t enough for us to share.
benzodiazepines=Valium/Zanax? I used to mix em w/ alcohol too.Never did anything like that. Tended to put me in la la land.
Thanks for the tip! I never knew what to do with the stupid things either...
That stick needs to start mixing cheeseburgers with chocolate shakes.
I mean whoop de doo, she was naked. If I was on that plane, I'd tell her to come back when her fun bags have grown in.
She's so skinny now that she probably looks like a 13-year old boy when she's nekkid. Err...without the tallywacker.
That's not an egg - that's a sperm.
Considering that fashion designers are currently pushing the standards of beauty here and abroad and most of the are gayer than a tree full of chimps on nitrous. Well, she is fitting the ideal with that image.
That is the funniest image I've read in weeks. LOL!!!
Reminds me of that song, "I've seen better days"...
There are a bunch of them: Valium (diazepam), Librium (chlordiazepoxide), Serax (oxazepam), Tranxene (chlorazepate), Ativan (lorazepam), Restoril (temazepam), Xanax (alprazolam), Klonopin (clonazepam), Versed (midazolam), and Halcion whose generic name escapes me at the moment. The article with the doc on the plane referred to the use of Halcion with alcohol.
My ex looked like that during her anorexic phase, except blonde and no tats. I told her to start eating pizza and drinking beer or take a hike. Don't miss her much.
You're talking about ann coulter right?
I'm certain alcohol was involved to some degree. I believe this was REM guitarist Peter Buck's explanation for his freakout abord a cross-Atlantic flight a few years back.
I'm increasingly surprised that alcohol is still sold aboard flights these days. The airlines must make too much money off sales to discontinue the practice. Alcohol seems to factor into every case of air rage and assorted in-flight freakouts I read about.
BTW, LFB was pretty hot in The Temp (1993) a surprisingly decent film. She was young then and actually had a figure. Now she looks downright frightening.
Ann Coulter could use a cheeseburger or some thyroid meds too, in my view.
Not everyone thinks that Coulter is 'hot'.
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