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1 posted on 01/31/2005 5:28:30 PM PST by ambrose
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To: ambrose

Alcohol related?


2 posted on 01/31/2005 5:29:37 PM PST by ViLaLuz
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To: ambrose
According to the complaint, police said Jose appeared to be quite drunk.

Well thank God for that, otherwise he would just be insane.

3 posted on 01/31/2005 5:29:49 PM PST by ShadowDancer (Vivere est cogitare)
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To: ambrose

Is this the veritable "pound of Flesh" we always hear folks taking?


4 posted on 01/31/2005 5:30:02 PM PST by CT CONSERVATIVE (Fight Crime: Shoot Back)
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To: martin_fierro

ping.


5 posted on 01/31/2005 5:30:13 PM PST by ambrose (.)
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To: ambrose

I've heard of giving the finger...

But eating it?

*sheesh!*


6 posted on 01/31/2005 5:31:02 PM PST by fastattacksailor (Humiliate Islam: It's certainly asking for it!)
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To: ambrose
Mmmmmmm...Finger Lickin Good
7 posted on 01/31/2005 5:31:42 PM PST by tubebender (Can someone remind me what my Near Years resolutions were...)
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To: ambrose

I said pull my finger!!!


8 posted on 01/31/2005 5:32:08 PM PST by skaterboy
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To: ambrose

You know, I've been really drunk a time or two in my life, and I've been in a fight or two along the way as well...it has never occured to me to actually BITE off pieces of anyone on either occasion.

Why am I always the last to know about these technological advances? LOL! ;)


9 posted on 01/31/2005 5:33:19 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: ambrose
A whole new kind of "finger food".
10 posted on 01/31/2005 5:34:30 PM PST by Ryan Spock
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To: ambrose

"Stop banging my girlfriend."

"Hey, she came to me."

"Stop it or else."

"Or else what?"

"I will bite your finegr off."

"Hahahaha. You wouldn't try it!"

Gulp.


11 posted on 01/31/2005 6:00:23 PM PST by Righter-than-Rush
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To: ambrose

I once bit off my brother's ear when he dissed my new mag wheels. I keep it in a jar of vinegar on the living room mantle. He's not getting it back until he apologizes...


12 posted on 01/31/2005 6:00:38 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: ambrose

Ban teeth.


13 posted on 01/31/2005 6:23:41 PM PST by Eurotwit
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. . . middle finger on his right hand. . . . doctors reattached the piece of finger. It's too early to tell if the operation was successful.

We'll be able to tell next time he sees his brother.

14 posted on 01/31/2005 8:24:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Oh, brother!)
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