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Gives New Meaning to 'Phone Sex'
Excite News ^ | 27 January 2005 | Reuters

Posted on 01/27/2005 10:47:05 AM PST by ShadowAce

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To: JoeSixPack1
(And call your Mom sometimes!!)

With this moan, er, ring?

21 posted on 01/27/2005 11:16:27 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Argh

maybe you could have a special BLEND of the two done... ; )


22 posted on 01/27/2005 11:16:40 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

I dunno. A glorious death-laden symphony and noises intended to further enrich a wealthy porn performer? An oxymoronic jumble. Like Hillary being President.


23 posted on 01/27/2005 11:21:14 AM PST by Argh
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To: Argh

I want someone else to admit they had to look up lubricious.


24 posted on 01/27/2005 11:24:09 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

< raises hand > :^)


25 posted on 01/27/2005 11:24:47 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: ShadowAce

Can I just have Trace Atkins singin' to me instead?


26 posted on 01/27/2005 11:25:04 AM PST by najida (Life is too short not to....Oh heck, life is just too dang short.)
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To: xsmommy
Jenna's 9th Lubricious Symphony.

DVD $23.95; VHS $14.95

27 posted on 01/27/2005 11:25:58 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Xenalyte

Well, thank you very much. My phone rings to either The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; Ring of Fire, or Python's Always Look On The Bright Side of Life, depending on who is calling...moans and groans indeed - like I need that kind of aggravation...

:P


28 posted on 01/27/2005 11:25:59 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob (Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I think Meg Ryan should look into this.


29 posted on 01/27/2005 11:26:24 AM PST by xp38
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To: najida
Just for you, Dumplin'...


30 posted on 01/27/2005 11:26:57 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; xsmommy

Don't look at xs, she knows ALL the salacious words.


31 posted on 01/27/2005 11:27:25 AM PST by Argh
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To: ShadowAce

"Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched

US has to pay 2.5x more? That's it, time to organize a movement to buy ring tones from Latin America. Or fix the ring tone system in the US


32 posted on 01/27/2005 11:31:16 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: ShadowAce
Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company

Must have been the guy behind this company that was on Cavuto yesterday talking about porn delivered via your cellphone....they kept showing a celpphone displaying some kind of a dancing picture....censored so you couldn't quite make out what it was displaying.... so I think the Moan tones are just for openers!

33 posted on 01/27/2005 11:44:08 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Xenalyte

"Can you do me now?"
34 posted on 01/27/2005 11:51:46 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: TheBigB

OhhhHHHHHHhhhhh thank you Feathers!

~~giggle~~

Now where'd I put my chocolate!?!


35 posted on 01/27/2005 12:15:42 PM PST by najida (Life is too short not to....Oh heck, life is just too dang short.)
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To: ShadowAce

well just freakin' lovely...

as if "take me out to the ballgame" wasn't annoying enough when that guy's phone rings every 10 seconds...


36 posted on 01/27/2005 1:15:38 PM PST by melbell (There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: ShadowAce
"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," You just can't make this stuff up.

--And not only that; how much do you think her cut of this is gonna' be worth?

37 posted on 01/27/2005 1:31:47 PM PST by Kramster ("Quit pickin' your nose!--Do you know where that finger's been?")
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To: Xenalyte; BrooklynGOP

The "moans and grunts" seems eh, but the "lurid sexual noises" has me wondering....


38 posted on 01/27/2005 1:36:11 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: Xenalyte

I want to write the dialog.


39 posted on 01/27/2005 2:50:34 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)
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