Gives New Meaning to 'Phone Sex'

Excite News ^ | 27 January 2005 | Reuters

[ShadowAce]

NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

[ShadowAce]

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention,"

You just can't make this stuff up.

[ShadowAce]

tech humor ping

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list

[BossLady]

Moan & Groan Alert!!! LOL!

[SweetPilotofCanuckistan]

Culture gets degraded a little more every day...

[2banana]

How do we know she is not "faking it"

[Pharmboy]

Cell phones sometimes go off on my Jersey commuter bus, and if Jenna were moaning, it would produce quite a scene...

[americanMel]

Just Damn....literally.

[IamConservative]

Certainly wouldn't want your husband to call you at the PTA meeting and forget to turn your phone off.

[beyond the sea]

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

This guy might want to save his breath for his inflatable dolly.

[Fierce Allegiance]

How do we know she is not "faking it"

As if it matters.

[ShadowAce]

How do we know she is not "faking it"

Isn't that her job?

[socal_parrot]

That's all I need, a woman's voice moaning in ecstasy in the middle of a business meeting. I get that enough already.

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

That's all I need, a woman's voice moaning in ecstasy in the middle of a business meeting. I get that enough already.

LOL

[b4its2late]

Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings

Ebonics?

[JoeSixPack1]

VIVA CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And wear a raincoat!)

(And eat your breakfast!)
(And brush your teeth!)
(And change your underwear often!)
(And call your Mom sometimes!!)

That is all.

[Xenalyte]

For some reason, this thread reminded me of y'all.

[TheBigB]

PIX, darnit! :^)

[Argh]

Mahler's 9th Symphony or Miss Jameson's lubricious vocalizations? Decisions, decisions. Good thing I don't have a cell phone.