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"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention,"

You just can't make this stuff up.

1 posted on 01/27/2005 10:47:06 AM PST by ShadowAce
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tech humor ping


2 posted on 01/27/2005 10:48:21 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list

3 posted on 01/27/2005 10:49:50 AM PST by martin_fierro (I just like saying, "Rancho Cucamunga")
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Culture gets degraded a little more every day...


5 posted on 01/27/2005 10:50:41 AM PST by SweetPilotofCanuckistan
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To: ShadowAce

How do we know she is not "faking it"


6 posted on 01/27/2005 10:52:24 AM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: ShadowAce

Cell phones sometimes go off on my Jersey commuter bus, and if Jenna were moaning, it would produce quite a scene...


7 posted on 01/27/2005 10:52:30 AM PST by Pharmboy (Dems lie because they have to)
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Just Damn....literally.


8 posted on 01/27/2005 10:52:33 AM PST by americanMel (God's Love never fails....1 Corinthians 13:8)
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To: ShadowAce

Certainly wouldn't want your husband to call you at the PTA meeting and forget to turn your phone off.


9 posted on 01/27/2005 10:52:36 AM PST by IamConservative (To worry is to misuse your imagination.)
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To: ShadowAce
That's all I need, a woman's voice moaning in ecstasy in the middle of a business meeting. I get that enough already.
13 posted on 01/27/2005 10:59:03 AM PST by socal_parrot (Boxer sucks!)
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Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

14 posted on 01/27/2005 10:59:12 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: ShadowAce
Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings

Ebonics?

16 posted on 01/27/2005 11:02:10 AM PST by b4its2late (Born free...Taxed to death and lied to by the Liberal Media.)
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For some reason, this thread reminded me of y'all.


18 posted on 01/27/2005 11:11:49 AM PST by Xenalyte (Your mother sells hot dogs.)
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To: ShadowAce; Xenalyte

PIX, darnit! :^)


19 posted on 01/27/2005 11:12:57 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: ShadowAce

Can I just have Trace Atkins singin' to me instead?


26 posted on 01/27/2005 11:25:04 AM PST by najida (Life is too short not to....Oh heck, life is just too dang short.)
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To: ShadowAce

"Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched

US has to pay 2.5x more? That's it, time to organize a movement to buy ring tones from Latin America. Or fix the ring tone system in the US


32 posted on 01/27/2005 11:31:16 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: ShadowAce
Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company

Must have been the guy behind this company that was on Cavuto yesterday talking about porn delivered via your cellphone....they kept showing a celpphone displaying some kind of a dancing picture....censored so you couldn't quite make out what it was displaying.... so I think the Moan tones are just for openers!

33 posted on 01/27/2005 11:44:08 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: ShadowAce

well just freakin' lovely...

as if "take me out to the ballgame" wasn't annoying enough when that guy's phone rings every 10 seconds...


36 posted on 01/27/2005 1:15:38 PM PST by melbell (There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: ShadowAce
"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," You just can't make this stuff up.

--And not only that; how much do you think her cut of this is gonna' be worth?

37 posted on 01/27/2005 1:31:47 PM PST by Kramster ("Quit pickin' your nose!--Do you know where that finger's been?")
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