Posted on 01/27/2005 10:47:05 AM PST by ShadowAce
NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."
Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."
For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.
If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.
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Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.
"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."
Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.
Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.
Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.
"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.
U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.
With this moan, er, ring?
maybe you could have a special BLEND of the two done... ; )
I dunno. A glorious death-laden symphony and noises intended to further enrich a wealthy porn performer? An oxymoronic jumble. Like Hillary being President.
I want someone else to admit they had to look up lubricious.
< raises hand > :^)
Can I just have Trace Atkins singin' to me instead?
DVD $23.95; VHS $14.95
Well, thank you very much. My phone rings to either The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; Ring of Fire, or Python's Always Look On The Bright Side of Life, depending on who is calling...moans and groans indeed - like I need that kind of aggravation...
:P
I think Meg Ryan should look into this.
Don't look at xs, she knows ALL the salacious words.
"Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched
US has to pay 2.5x more? That's it, time to organize a movement to buy ring tones from Latin America. Or fix the ring tone system in the US
Must have been the guy behind this company that was on Cavuto yesterday talking about porn delivered via your cellphone....they kept showing a celpphone displaying some kind of a dancing picture....censored so you couldn't quite make out what it was displaying.... so I think the Moan tones are just for openers!
OhhhHHHHHHhhhhh thank you Feathers!
~~giggle~~
Now where'd I put my chocolate!?!
well just freakin' lovely...
as if "take me out to the ballgame" wasn't annoying enough when that guy's phone rings every 10 seconds...
--And not only that; how much do you think her cut of this is gonna' be worth?
The "moans and grunts" seems eh, but the "lurid sexual noises" has me wondering....
I want to write the dialog.
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