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These people can read toes!
Reading Toes ^

Posted on 01/26/2005 8:13:49 PM PST by The Real J Fate

What do your toes say about you?


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To: JudyinCanada

Another funny story: (or at least funny to me) My brother worked at a motorhome factory for some time. One day a large piece of metal fell on his feet. It took several people to lift it off and then the rest of the workers came over to see what the excitement was. Well, he took his steel toed boots off to see if anything was broken and his buddies went "Ewwww!" and "Yuck" and other such comments. His foot wasn't hurt, just a different kind of normal. :)


41 posted on 01/26/2005 9:03:22 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: Mind-numbed Robot
I wouldn't have called them freaky either. Heck in high school I would wear thongs 8 months of the year until people started commenting on my toes hanging over the front of the sole. Calling them freaky has become a conditioned response.
42 posted on 01/26/2005 9:06:28 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: The Real J Fate

That IS funny...the poor guy!

You guys must have a toe complex. Hey, now that you know it is an actual, um, deformity, maybe you can collect a disability pension.

I know you could up here!

How about posting us a picture?


43 posted on 01/26/2005 9:06:38 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: Mind-numbed Robot

They do catch your eye but I would NOT call them freaky.


44 posted on 01/26/2005 9:08:50 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: The Real J Fate
My wife tells me that my feet are ugly and that they look as though they've come from a winged monkey!


45 posted on 01/26/2005 9:10:15 PM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: The Real J Fate

"Know anybody else with toes like mine?"

I'll bet my second toe is longer than yours.


46 posted on 01/26/2005 9:11:41 PM PST by M. Peach (eschew obfuscation)
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To: The Real J Fate
My 2nd and 3rd toes on both feet are longer than the big toe.

Don't listen to these fools. This is a sign of extreme intelligence. I ought to know, I also possess this important physical characteristic.

47 posted on 01/26/2005 9:14:33 PM PST by w1andsodidwe (Jimmy Carter allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
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To: JudyinCanada

Ha, I could probably get a disability for the extra vertabrae in my back down here! No digital cam, but they look something like this one http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:KYRQAfamA5UJ:www.uwec.edu/kin/aidil/images/mortons.jpg

Except my 2nd toe is even longer and my 3rd toe is longer than the big toe too.


48 posted on 01/26/2005 9:15:54 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: JudyinCanada
Glad you enjoyed it J
49 posted on 01/26/2005 9:16:53 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: M. Peach
I'll bet my second toe is longer than yours.

Well my feet are only a size 10. I've seen longer toes on bigger feet, but I haven't seen many with 2nd & 3rd toes so disproportionately longer than the big toe.

50 posted on 01/26/2005 9:19:26 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: Mind-numbed Robot
I would NOT call them freaky.

Well, the thing that my wife says is freaky is how I can manipulate all my toes like fingers. You know, pick things up, hold a pencil, splay them all out. I've never really felt the need to try for much more, but even that seems to be more than is typical.

51 posted on 01/26/2005 9:23:00 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: The Real J Fate

I have size 13 - and you know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet....


52 posted on 01/26/2005 9:32:57 PM PST by M. Peach (eschew obfuscation)
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To: M. Peach

Ha! That's what they say anyway.


53 posted on 01/26/2005 9:41:01 PM PST by The Real J Fate
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To: The Real J Fate

I used to be a Chippendale's dancer and I wanted to quit, but the told me to just stick it out a little longer...


54 posted on 01/26/2005 9:48:08 PM PST by M. Peach (eschew obfuscation)
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To: speedy

That was a pedantic comment if ever there was one. Foot in mouth, even.

I'll pray for your sole...er, soul.


55 posted on 01/26/2005 10:01:35 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (NO BLOOD FOR CHOCOLATE! Get the UN-ignoring, unilateralist Frogs out of Ivory Coast!)
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To: M. Peach

I had the same thing happen to me. But they never once gave me a raise. The head staff was real nice, though--kept things up well.


56 posted on 01/26/2005 10:06:44 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (NO BLOOD FOR CHOCOLATE! Get the UN-ignoring, unilateralist Frogs out of Ivory Coast!)
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To: Rennes Templar

Ping!


57 posted on 01/26/2005 10:07:16 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (NO BLOOD FOR CHOCOLATE! Get the UN-ignoring, unilateralist Frogs out of Ivory Coast!)
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To: The Real J Fate

I have really cute toes.


58 posted on 01/26/2005 10:07:18 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: The Real J Fate

Sounds like you are gifted. Perhaps you should see if you can comb your hair with your feet.


59 posted on 01/26/2005 10:07:50 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: The Real J Fate

You put this in the "FR" sidebar which is reserved for news and announcements specifically relating to FR...not toes. No need to quit posting, just observe better decorum when placing items in the sidebars.


60 posted on 01/27/2005 8:15:24 AM PST by Bob J (RIGHTALK.com...a conservative alternative to NPR!)
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