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Posted on 01/24/2005 11:31:16 AM PST by demlosers
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Any thoughts? ;^)
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:31:17 AM PST
by
demlosers
To: demlosers
Like my daddy said: "I learned a long time ago not to even try to figure them out".
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:37:07 AM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: demlosers
Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
Females who attempt to enforce said rules shall be banned from contact with any male who has the cahones he was born with.
To: demlosers
roflmfao!! number 6 and 7 detail my wife in a scary way
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:42:03 AM PST
by
Cinnamon
To: Cinnamon
Yes, number 6 and 7 brings does back memories.
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:44:10 AM PST
by
demlosers
To: demlosers
Any thoughts? ;^) What thoughts should I be having and I will have them.
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:49:03 AM PST
by
Taliesan
(The power of the State to do good is the power of the State to do evil.)
To: demlosers
16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken! ;)
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:49:09 AM PST
by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: demlosers
If it weren't for the vagina there would be a bounty on them.
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:52:35 AM PST
by
vetvetdoug
(In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
To: demlosers
Any thoughts? ;^) Just one: "Yes, Dear" is the key to happiness. It's a documented fact.
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posted on
01/24/2005 11:55:31 AM PST
by
r9etb
To: Sacajaweau
To: demlosers
Yeah, how soon are you entering Witness Protection?
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posted on
01/24/2005 12:03:05 PM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Meet the new Abbas, same as the old Abbas)
To: thoughtomator
To: demlosers
egregarious?
egregious and gregarious? That's a funny malaprop.
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posted on
01/24/2005 12:06:19 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: demlosers
this is so right & funny I spit out my soda on my keyboard!
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posted on
01/24/2005 12:07:04 PM PST
by
NoClones
To: vetvetdoug
Women... can't live with them, can't herd them all into Canada. -- Al Bundy.
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posted on
01/24/2005 12:07:15 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: BallandPowder
Females who attempt to enforce said rules shall be banned from contact with any male who has the cahones he was born with. Funny! ;-D Can't outthink us, is that your problem?
I love being outsmarted by my husband. After 34 years of marriage, he can still win even though he lets me make all the rules. Sometimes, all he has to do is smile a certain way...
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posted on
01/24/2005 12:09:16 PM PST
by
Judith Anne
(Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
To: GraniteStateConservative
Whoever wrote Al Bundy's dialog didn't know Jack but he did know women.
Women, can't live with them, can't live with them.....
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posted on
01/24/2005 12:52:55 PM PST
by
vetvetdoug
(In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
To: demlosers
All the man has to do is stop being a "nice guy". ;)
To: demlosers
All the man has to do is stop being a "nice guy". ;)
To: demlosers
Any thoughts? ;^)Let me check with the boss...I'll get back to you...
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posted on
01/24/2005 2:00:20 PM PST
by
FDNYRHEROES
(Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit)
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