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Posted on 01/24/2005 11:31:16 AM PST by demlosers

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Any thoughts? ;^)
1 posted on 01/24/2005 11:31:17 AM PST by demlosers
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Like my daddy said: "I learned a long time ago not to even try to figure them out".


2 posted on 01/24/2005 11:37:07 AM PST by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!

Females who attempt to enforce said rules shall be banned from contact with any male who has the cahones he was born with.


3 posted on 01/24/2005 11:37:35 AM PST by BallandPowder
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roflmfao!! number 6 and 7 detail my wife in a scary way


4 posted on 01/24/2005 11:42:03 AM PST by Cinnamon
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Yes, number 6 and 7 brings does back memories.


5 posted on 01/24/2005 11:44:10 AM PST by demlosers
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Any thoughts? ;^)

What thoughts should I be having and I will have them.

6 posted on 01/24/2005 11:49:03 AM PST by Taliesan (The power of the State to do good is the power of the State to do evil.)
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16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken! ;)
7 posted on 01/24/2005 11:49:09 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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If it weren't for the vagina there would be a bounty on them.
8 posted on 01/24/2005 11:52:35 AM PST by vetvetdoug (In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
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Any thoughts? ;^)

Just one: "Yes, Dear" is the key to happiness. It's a documented fact.

9 posted on 01/24/2005 11:55:31 AM PST by r9etb
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10 posted on 01/24/2005 11:58:23 AM PST by demlosers
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Yeah, how soon are you entering Witness Protection?


11 posted on 01/24/2005 12:03:05 PM PST by thoughtomator (Meet the new Abbas, same as the old Abbas)
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LoL!


12 posted on 01/24/2005 12:05:18 PM PST by demlosers
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egregarious?

egregious and gregarious? That's a funny malaprop.


13 posted on 01/24/2005 12:06:19 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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this is so right & funny I spit out my soda on my keyboard!


14 posted on 01/24/2005 12:07:04 PM PST by NoClones
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Women... can't live with them, can't herd them all into Canada. -- Al Bundy.


15 posted on 01/24/2005 12:07:15 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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Females who attempt to enforce said rules shall be banned from contact with any male who has the cahones he was born with.

Funny! ;-D Can't outthink us, is that your problem?

I love being outsmarted by my husband. After 34 years of marriage, he can still win even though he lets me make all the rules. Sometimes, all he has to do is smile a certain way...

16 posted on 01/24/2005 12:09:16 PM PST by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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Whoever wrote Al Bundy's dialog didn't know Jack but he did know women.

Women, can't live with them, can't live with them.....

17 posted on 01/24/2005 12:52:55 PM PST by vetvetdoug (In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
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All the man has to do is stop being a "nice guy". ;)


18 posted on 01/24/2005 12:55:53 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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All the man has to do is stop being a "nice guy". ;)


19 posted on 01/24/2005 12:55:53 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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Any thoughts? ;^)

Let me check with the boss...I'll get back to you...

20 posted on 01/24/2005 2:00:20 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit)
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