Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 21

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[prairiebreeze]

Interesting story about the contaminated money.

Ping Calpernia

[sweetliberty]

"It's her! It's her!"

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[sweetliberty]

"Wimmin are perfect, a well known fact........."

"No.....just different!"

Now don't go casting doubt in his mind after all the hard work LL has done to train him properly give him proper perspective.

[nicmarlo]

lol, sl.........so vey sorry!

[null and void]

New tag line

[null and void]

You must cut down a tree with - a herring!

[Servant of the 9]

Male Zimbabwe athlete competed as a female
(the more you read about "Sithole", the funnier it gets)

Words Fail Me

So9

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Thanks!

[null and void]

(Worthy repeater with a recent update)

This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately (for once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth a read too....)

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Sure, you CAN trust the Government. Just ask any Indian

[lodwick]

For crying out loud! Who on EARTH would stiff their Witch Doctor?
+++
What a thread. Thanks.

[.38sw]

I see Darks got back to you with the question of why gopc was deleted. I wasn't on the superbowl thread that others were on, but he'd started a thread all on his own. There was a meltdown occuring; Sharkey and I were on that thread for a few posts, and were having quite a bit of fun. Meg33 pointed out that gopc seemed to be hitting some hot buttons - racism, homosexuality, christianity - and thought he was a troll. I guess the mods agreed. Gopc slammed MEG33 for enjoying the super bowl, and in spite of Meg saying she didn't drink, called her a drunken tard and said he would do last "rights" for her when her liver gave out.

[Calpernia]

Thanks...

Mark...

[Conservababe]

Morning, everyone. It is cold, rainy and foggy this morning. I'm going to find my ground hog and kill him.

[lodwick]

lol - outstanding.

[grannie9]

Hi everyone. Sorry I've been among the missing, but am entertaining my niece.

They also started our dock yesterday, so it's a little exciting and confusing around here at the same time.

I haven't noticed any pics or posts from Westy when I've had a chance to lurk. Has anyone checked to see if he's ok?

[lodwick]

Ain't no sunshine when you're gone...

Have a ball down there.

[Borax Queen]

I checked in with him the other day, and he was just laying low for the time being... Kind of like me lately :)

[ValerieUSA]

The water's surface is like glass, Gran.
Have a great time with your niece. :)

[Conservababe]

You have freepmail.

[restornu]

That does look like chaos!:) sure your next pic will show much progress.....