Posted on 01/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST by Mo1
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
LOL!
Remote Control, wand of controlling +3.
Good Morning Val!! That's a nice looking sunflower. But WHERE is your sunshine??? I watched MSNBC news today and Texas has rain they say.
hehehehehe - the chits isn't it??? I also HATE dull, dreary weather.
The sun is only a dull, vague memory here. S.A.D. may be going on...
Cheers up there.
It's actually sunny and warm here now. Crazzzzzzzzzzzy huh?!! From a deep freeze to no jacket.
Yes it is grey, cold and raining. :(
Plus I feel awful today. Had the best day yesterday. :) I cut up to all hours.
Hey!!!!!!!!
O-MG! ROFLOL. I suppose she'll be ashamed to show her, uh, face, when she comes to herself.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Catpuppy! Smooch. :)
Loddy, I've got to find some sunshine, somewhere. When IS this system supposed to clear?
Thank you. I'll check it out. I feel like a little Rome and lava and such today. :)
Coincidence or something more volcanic?
I have a friend in Sardinia who has offered me a ticket to go visit. I have never travelled overseas. Don't even have a passport.
It sure is tempting though. I would love to photograph a new locale.
Say hello to the Corleones for me.
Fascinating article.
It's an ill wind that blows no good but I suppose the residents of Pompey and Herculaneum would argue that the preserved library wasn't worth their lava bath.
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