Former cop busted in pig pen

Aftenposten ^ | 8/21/2003 | Jonathon Tisdall

[mhking]

a man drop his trousers and assault several members of his herd

Now, that's just wrong!!!!

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Darksheare]

I hear tell he has a deal with a company in Amsterdam.

[Squantos]

Maybe he has a web site ........

[najida]

I feel so sorry for his wife (or GF)....

Can you imagine!?! "He'd rather do a pig than her!"

[franksolich]

You know, I have heard that about pigs; they know which snakes to avoid, like as you mentioned, cottonmouths.

However, out in these here parts (the wide prairies of Nebraska), they are known to chow down rattlesnakes.

My knowledge of snakery is chaotic and incomplete; could it be that the poison of cottonmouths is more lethal than the venom of rattlesnakes, and the pigs know it?

[King Prout]

there's this fellow here in town:
they call him "Cowboy"

he has a girlfriend:
She is what one might expect in a human companion of a... hrmn... "cowboy"

[Fintan]

Those darn Kerry voters just still can't get over it...

[TexasCowboy]

"They will eat snakes but not a cotton mouth."

They'll eat rattlesnakes.

[Flyer]

"NINE PICTURES???"

Nine pigs?

[eastforker]

A cottonmouth stinks, a real stench, very unpleasent odor. I believe that has more to do with it.

[B4Ranch]

Are you in hog heaven too?

[B4Ranch]

Q. What do you call a crafty pig?

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A. CunningHam

[B4Ranch]

For the kids

A pig walks into a bar and asks for 3 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.

Then a second little pig walks in and asks for 10 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.

Then another little pig comes in and asks for 100 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks. The bartender says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?

The pig says "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

[Savage Beast]

I know! So was I!

[vetvetdoug]

Sows will tolerate just about anything behind them when they are in heat. We used to test sows by pressing on their haunches with our hands and if they backed up, they were in heat. If they ran, well its obvious. Now this pervert must have waited until the sows were in heat, because if they were not in heat they would have been cranky and would have given the fellow a nasty bite. I heard of country sickos putting down several ears of corn in front of the sows while they were in heat to keep the sow distracted while the deed was occurring. Now the boar, he has a corkscrew like penis and the sow has ridges in her vagina that fits the boars penis like a wall anchor fits a screw. The boar and sows copulate and they even will do it for recreation while the sow is in heat. If the sow ain't in heat, they the boar gets eat up.

[beckysueb]

but aren't pigs really large and aggressive?

Especially the boar. Whoa!!!! LOL

[beckysueb]

Now you see why some men turn to pigs. (see post#27)

[humblegunner]

NINE PICTURES???

Nothing much of interest happens on pig farms.
He was siezing the Kodak moment.

Then he called into his local AM radio station and.. oh, nevermind.

[MarineBrat]

I think this is the perp...

[Springman]

Guess we know where Fred Imus is now!!