[SpaceBar]

These are your nuts. These are your nuts in a jar of formaldahyde on the coffee table. Any questions?

[cyborg]

Well don't you feel better now? Always good to get things off one's chest I say. Welcome to FR.

[REDWOOD99]

I think you made this up.

[82Marine89]

A real man

[King Prout]

fact: neither men nor women *need* makeup.

no MAN would deign to wear any, save only actors and (men?) models.

[Larry Lucido]

applying makeup to a scratch he got mountain biking yesterday, so that he will look aesthetically appealing. What ever happened to chicks dig scars?

Hell, I apply fake scars just to get chicks! Eye patch, too!

[Paperdoll]

I think I'm going to be.....sick!

AUUUWWWHHG!

[82Marine89]

Did someone say party?

[Vandergraff]

Men are becoming too sensitive. Look at the television shows and the modern rock music, so called "Emo." In the years to come, when young men are carrying purses in school, I'll have witnessed the fall of man.

[snarks_when_bored]

May we assume that after this debut, you're going to take your screenname to heart?

[82Marine89]

[Jaysun]

I don't know what to say about this crap, so I'll just share a couple of my my personal rules of thumb with you:

A man whose default facial expression isn't a determined scowl is probably a queer.

A man that's always tossing around words like "emotionally" and "heartbroken" is definitely a queer.

Bonus rule of thumb: Don't trust anyone whose head is too small for their body.

.

[Petes Sandy Girl]

I could not live with a man that spent more time in the mirror than I do.

[goldstategop]

There's hair coloring for guys. It doesn't take much to look spiffed and coiffed these days. With the disappearance of dangerous physical labor, men for the first time in history can afford to show their soft side while still remaining wholly masculine.

[Fenris6]

Male Ego, meet Femanine Vanity.

[barf]

[MeekOneGOP]

Welcome to FreeRepublic.com.

Have you any comments for us, regarding your article or the replies here??

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[R. Scott]

I keep seeing TV ads for hair removal products for men. Not only are we to remove facial hair, but remove “unsightly” hair from our back, chest, arms, and legs too. “They” seem to have temporarily given up on making men carry purses and wear skirts (NY style “kilts”).

[DYngbld]

Koter thinks this box is more entertaining then you.

[BraveMan]

Do chaps make my butt look big?

[dfwright]

a new “sensitive” man

Gosh, I don't know, I get kinda choked up just thinking about it all *sniff*

Keeping and eye on this one...