Want to live longer? Then drop the fitness regime and put your feet up

UK Telegraph ^ | 1/9/05 | Roya Nikkhah

[wagglebee]

Well this news is sure to do wonders for society./sarcasm off

[glock rocks]

Thank you for not jogging.

[cake_crumb]

Earlier today, I read an article about some social sciences engineer with a "Ms" in front of her name cllaiming that women will live longer if we just stay away from men...

[xJones]

Now they tell us. My retirement plan doesn't include living to be 150 years old so I'd better hit the threadmills.

[Free and Armed]

I'll be sure to let my drill instructors know about this when I'm doing pushups and quarter decking in boot camp this summer.

[Dog Gone]

You only get so many hearbeats before it wears out. Race it during exercise, die sooner. It's only common sense.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Carlo..remember that post of yours right before Christmas? Thanksgiving? About eating our hearts out with no guilt?

If I had it, I'd put it on here. (hint, hint...)

[Squantos]

Dang !

I'm gonna live to be 200 years old if this is true !

[Brad’s Gramma]

Are you stalking me again?

Huh?





:)

[TexasCowboy]

I keep telling you!

When Noah planted those grape vines, I was there!
We squeezed those grapes and got wasted!

I still haven't recovered! I require a lot of rest!

[Squantos]

Nooooooooooooo not me ! It was that other stalker !

[Brad’s Gramma]

The #10 guy?

I can believe it.

[Squantos]

LOL..........Ya'll are nuts !!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Uh. Cowboy, he whom I've not spoken to forever...hint hint hint...that Squantos person just called YOU nuts.

Not me, of course. But YOU!

Now...are ya gonna take it?????

[TexasCowboy]

You better be nice to me.

I've got three days off and I'm gonna try to squeeze in a visit to punkin'.
If you talk really sweet to me, I'll give him a kiss for you!

[KC_for_Freedom]

Sorry, G-d grants everyone who works out the extra life span that equals the collective time spent on the workout. Unless they die of accidental causes of course.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh for Pete's sake. Get over yourself. IF he ALLOWS you to hold him, and IF he ALLOWS you to squeeze him, you darn TOOTIN' it'll be for me.

I am, after all, Brad's Gramma.



Not that that had anything to do with anything...


I'm jealous. GREEEEEEEEEEN with envy.

[TexasCowboy]

Y'all gotta see this video - Pinky the Loveable Cat!

[Squantos]

Where you headed next ?

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Y'all check out the link for Pinky the Loveable Cat. Post above this one. From TC.

OH my gosh! LOL!!!!!!