Please tell me you aren't that paranoid. Most male dogs are much easier to be around, and lead much longer and healthier lives neutered. Prosthetics for dog balls are THE dumbest thing I have ever heard of.
Hey, if your wife had you neutered, you would at least want a pair on Neuticles when you went to the Sauna room, I would think.
Dumber than a facelift for a Shar Pei pup?
Our late, departed Golden Retriever, Prior Lake Jake lived his entire life with his own pair.
No, Monty is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of and the people buying the pseudoballs are next.
I had a male dog that was neutered. He turned out great! And it's not like he ever suffered for want of balls - he just didn't have any!
Gawd, I loved that dog!
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