Ask Dog Lady: Fake testicles tell more about your boyfriend than your dog (very funny)

TownOnline ^ | 1/5/04 | Rachel & Dog Lady

[Doogle]

Hey, if your wife had you neutered, you would at least want a pair on Neuticles when you went to the Sauna room, I would think.

????...if you let your wife get you neutered...you deserve
to have a pair of Neuticals sown back on under your chin
this way your sauna buddies wouldn't have to break their necks trying to figure out if they're real...

enuff said

Doogle

[Romulus]

So obviously, it's not about the money.

You're so right. It's about control. And while a gal might be willing to cede a certain amount of control to a guy with good sense and a healthy self-image, Monty's whole understanding of manhood is deformed. The jerk has issues.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Jake always had a curious taste for Kleenex and tp. He like to take the end of the tp roll and pull it out of the bathroom and down the hallway. It must've been something missing from his dog chow.

[Constitution Day]

Dang women!

They never see the humor in anything.

[general_re]

Bout a month ago, I got stuck in traffic behind a pickup that had a pair those...ummm, dangling from the rear. Except that the ones I saw were chromed instead of...flesh-colored.

[Bikers4Bush]

Our soup bones.

[Bikers4Bush]

Hilarious tagline by the way.

[Sam's Army]

"Just your everyday run-of-the-mill dogs, fake testicles, and Rush Limbaugh ping!"

Hooooo, boy! I bet this one gets as bad as some of those Civil War threads that were so prevalent years ago!

[pissant]

"Friends don't give friends Neuticals".

It's almost as silly as someone buying a cocker spaniel as a pet.

[End Times Sentinel]

Is this one of the platforms you ran on in your campaign for public office?

While it wasn't a major plank in my platform I was known to unexpectedly reveal mine durring appearances.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Recovering Hermit]

Hey, I used to enjoy a candy called Peanuttles when I was a kid.

They kinda resemble "Nutter-Butters":

[HenryLeeII]

The political left has demonized Christians, conservatives, and gun owners, and now I bet they're going to start after canine testicle afficianados. It just isn't fair, I tell ya!

[quark]

What would "Buck" Bundy say?

[HenryLeeII]

Hooooo, boy! I bet this one gets as bad as some of those Civil War threads that were so prevalent years ago!

I wonder where this dog stands on secession and the Tenth Amendment?

[muir_redwoods]

I smell an urban myth. I can't imagine a reputable vet installing fake testicles that had not come from a medical supply house and hadn't arrived in an un-tampered-with sterile pack. I'm sure people can buy them but not for any future surgical purpose.

Weirdly funny idea though

[AnAmericanMother]

There ya go.

That's what these things were actually invented for - so that monorchids or cryptorchids could be shown by dishonest breeders and exhibitors.

This whole psychological thing is just cover -- a "beard", if you will.

[fso301]

The lady may have issues of her own but she should proceed very cautiously with her boyfriend.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I was known to unexpectedly reveal mine durring appearances.

And you lost? Hmmmm.

[F.J. Mitchell]

We will just assume that you are talking figuratively, rather than literally.

[Safetgiver]

You..mean..these aren't...? DAMN Rush limbaugh and his 24/7!!!!