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Psychic TV `rumpologist' becomes huge hit on Spanish-language TV
Sun Sentinel ^ | 12-29-04 | Ihosvani Rodriguez

Posted on 12/29/2004 3:42:59 PM PST by Rakkasan1

It's 10 minutes before the show goes live on the air, and nobody predicted the developing dilemma.

The show's gossip reporter is having second thoughts about dropping his pants on live television to have his buttocks read by local television psychic Professor Jose Miranda.

What about reading it over my underwear?" asks the reporter, clearly upset and looking very serious.

"I can't see the lines. How do you expect me to give a reading?" the oracle answers, just as serious. "I have to see the lines."

Following an ardent debate, the producers of the phenomenally popular and raunchy late-night talk show La Cosa Nostra on Spanish-language WJAN-TV Channel 41 finally conclude Miranda must ascertain somebody else's future.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: butt; cough4aprediction; cwhatthefutureholes; iseeadarkfuture; moonoverparma2nite; pants; psychic; rumpology; spanish; tv; wisecracks
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To: Rakkasan1
Jacqueline Stallone's rumpology website Yes, Rocky's Mom.
41 posted on 12/29/2004 6:05:49 PM PST by P.O.E. (Happy New Year)
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To: Rakkasan1

Prof. M: "You have the right (and duty) to remain silent -- anything you say (or do) will be used against you..."


42 posted on 12/29/2004 6:06:34 PM PST by mikrofon (Miranda Rights)
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To: dfwgator

43 posted on 12/29/2004 6:11:17 PM PST by wardaddy (Quisiera ser un pez para tocar mi nariz en tu pecera)
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To: Rakkasan1

Wasn't there a rumpology scene involving Kathleen Turner in "The Man with Two Brains"?


44 posted on 12/29/2004 6:16:18 PM PST by beavus
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To: wardaddy

As my brit friend Dean would say... 'es a bleedin' poofter, 'e is.


45 posted on 12/29/2004 6:16:21 PM PST by Dat Mon (will work for clever tagline)
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To: sinanju

now I know where Sly gets his smarts


46 posted on 12/29/2004 6:38:54 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: Slicksadick


Ouch... my eyes hurt from that.


47 posted on 12/29/2004 10:03:05 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: freebilly


SNORT!!!
That was funny!


48 posted on 12/29/2004 10:03:47 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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