Posted on 12/29/2004 3:42:59 PM PST by Rakkasan1
It's 10 minutes before the show goes live on the air, and nobody predicted the developing dilemma.
The show's gossip reporter is having second thoughts about dropping his pants on live television to have his buttocks read by local television psychic Professor Jose Miranda.
What about reading it over my underwear?" asks the reporter, clearly upset and looking very serious.
"I can't see the lines. How do you expect me to give a reading?" the oracle answers, just as serious. "I have to see the lines."
Following an ardent debate, the producers of the phenomenally popular and raunchy late-night talk show La Cosa Nostra on Spanish-language WJAN-TV Channel 41 finally conclude Miranda must ascertain somebody else's future.
(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...
Prof. M: "You have the right (and duty) to remain silent -- anything you say (or do) will be used against you..."
Wasn't there a rumpology scene involving Kathleen Turner in "The Man with Two Brains"?
As my brit friend Dean would say... 'es a bleedin' poofter, 'e is.
now I know where Sly gets his smarts
Ouch... my eyes hurt from that.
SNORT!!!
That was funny!
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