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HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY
NY Post ^
| 12-16-04
| richard johnson
Posted on 12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST by Rakkasan1
JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashlee; bra; dad; father; jessica; joesimpson; nick; notewhotheauthoris; rockyhorror; simpson; thosecrazysimpsons; weird
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just damn.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:44:41 PM PST
by
KoRn
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:44:58 PM PST
by
el_texicano
(Liberals are the real Mind-Numbed Robots - No Brains, No Guts, No Character...Just hate)
To: Rakkasan1
I, for one, am glad for his career move. He doesn't seem that he was too committed to his earlier calling.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:45:15 PM PST
by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
To: el_texicano
Yeah we can handle that...../smile
We should be the judge!
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:45:37 PM PST
by
KoRn
To: Rakkasan1
Why would a father talk about her daughter's chest, or even her daughter in general, like that? If it was Nick Lachey, it'd be more understandable, but her dad!?!?!?!?!
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:46:12 PM PST
by
MahaMarty
(This'll probably get me suspended...AGAIN!)
To: Rakkasan1
Call me closed-minded, but any man who will talk about his own daughter in those terms makes me ill.
To: Rakkasan1
Proving there's more than one big boob in the Simpson family.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:46:18 PM PST
by
Argus
To: Rakkasan1
That's her father? Big ICK.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:46:49 PM PST
by
P-Chan Penny
(When Informed Women Vote, Republicans Win!!!!!)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:48:12 PM PST
by
Serb5150
(Christlich leben selig sterben ist das beste das wir erben.)
To: Rakkasan1
the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian,' and I'm like, 'That's true Like, how old is this guy? Like 16?
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:48:13 PM PST
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: Emmett McCarthy
"Call me closed-minded, but any man who will talk about his own daughter in those terms makes me ill."
ok. you're closed minded(and correct)
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:49:08 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:49:16 PM PST
by
PeterFinn
(The NAACP can have a recount of the Ohio vote if I can have a recount of the Million Man March.)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:49:52 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(If you've been very, very good, Santa may give you. . . .)
To: Rakkasan1
I would hate for my Dad, to talk, about me in those terms. It really is sick, I guess I can see why she is messed up in the head.......
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:51:21 PM PST
by
marmar
(Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
To: Rakkasan1
He's a little too appreciative of his daughter's "assets" if you know what I mean. I would have warning bells going off if I were her mother but I might be being paranoid. Fathers don't normally call attention to their daughters that way. Mine didn't anyway, but I wasn't much to brag about. :-)
To: MahaMarty
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:52:07 PM PST
by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
To: Mike Bates
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:53:36 PM PST
by
My2Cents
(To those inclined to receive it, "Merry Christmas!" To those NOT so inclined, "Bah Humbug!")
To: Rakkasan1
My oldest daughter Jazz is almost more a clone of my ex-wife than a daughter. From a distance in low light even I confuse one with the other.
My ex-wife is a life long athlete and even at 42 still has a curvacious Salma Hayek body (with big fun bubbles)! Thing is, my daughter is built the exact same way.
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posted on
12/16/2004 3:53:43 PM PST
by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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