A true Redneck would have an old bath tub in the backyard. Some old tubs are used as a horse watering trough though I saw quiet a few in front yards of houses in Massachusetts, set up as shrines.
Can't be that small of a town if you have a dog groomer.
We actually had the old bath tub for the pony's water.
One day we are going to get it refinished and actually use it for people.
Hey, who said anything about being a Redneck? Though I'm happy to say I live in a red county now. (:
If I did have a bathtub full of water in the backyard right now, it would be frozen solid. Good for ice skating maybe.
My town has about 3,000 people. It's very small in comparison to Minneapolis. I did see a toilet set up as a shrine in someone's front yard there though.
They changed the artificial flowers in it according to the season. It's not a look I aspire to achieve. LOL