Hey, who said anything about being a Redneck? Though I'm happy to say I live in a red county now. (:
If I did have a bathtub full of water in the backyard right now, it would be frozen solid. Good for ice skating maybe.
My town has about 3,000 people. It's very small in comparison to Minneapolis. I did see a toilet set up as a shrine in someone's front yard there though.
They changed the artificial flowers in it according to the season. It's not a look I aspire to achieve. LOL
A true Redneck would figure out that if it could be put out in the yard, then there would be no reason it couldn't also have wheels. Use the correct sized wheels for the surface to be rolled upon.
Roll it into your back kitchen/garage or formal room and fill it with warm water. When done, roll it back out and pull out the stopper.