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Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)
Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
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To: Hi Heels
LOL! Elen can do ballet in her stockings, and hopefully she'll remember her shoes the next time!
441
posted on
12/14/2004 3:42:00 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Proud to be a Reprobat!)
To: Hi Heels
Patchouli is one of my favorite scents. Makes the Dad-of-em-all quite whoopy!
442
posted on
12/14/2004 3:51:47 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Proud to be a Reprobat!)
To: jslade
![I Blog Books](https://home.comcast.net/~cryptopat/holdingtank/SmBuyJup.jpg)
Thanks! I always wondered what a can o' whoop-a$$ looked like...
443
posted on
12/14/2004 4:02:38 PM PST
by
dr_pat
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: ChadGore
< /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap> < /snap>
444
posted on
12/14/2004 4:43:00 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
To: stands2reason
![](http://www.superlaugh.com/1/tonycat.jpg)
Teach me more oh great slayer of Trolls, I am a good student.
On a serious note, thanks also for the tip.
445
posted on
12/14/2004 5:09:38 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
To: tiamat; Fedora
I'm not sure.
For trolls I'd use the worst system possible since they have near zilch for hit points.
446
posted on
12/14/2004 5:49:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Spectral Atrocity)
To: Fedora
447
posted on
12/14/2004 5:49:46 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Spectral Atrocity)
To: Gabz; Betis70; Fedora
Hey, it works.
And some of my typos have ended up being used elsewhere..
"Ganags" and "epopel" being the two that I see here and there..
448
posted on
12/14/2004 5:50:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Spectral Atrocity)
To: Tax-chick
Ours arrive in Mar and leave in Nov. They are so cute!
449
posted on
12/14/2004 6:12:10 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Proud member of Generation Jones. Born Jan 15, 1954. I was not a hippy or a liberal.)
To: Tijeras_Slim; OSHA
At the cost of several wine glasses, I've learned to keep the cat off the counter when I fire the thing off.
Anyone else flash on the scene from City Slickers when Mitch (Billy Crystal) starts a stampede with one?
450
posted on
12/14/2004 6:15:09 PM PST
by
dr_pat
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: Fedora; Darksheare
Nothing good will come of this!
(Just a little encouragement.)
451
posted on
12/14/2004 6:54:35 PM PST
by
OSHA
(Actual DUer - Bush is going to jail. and will not be inaugurated the 44th President of the USA)
To: OSHA; Fedora
452
posted on
12/14/2004 7:09:12 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Spectral Atrocity)
To: tiamat
453
posted on
12/14/2004 7:16:20 PM PST
by
NathanR
(Santiago!)
To: Darksheare
Ever play Neverwinter Nights? Deekin the kobold bard eats trolls for breakfast.
454
posted on
12/14/2004 7:21:51 PM PST
by
NathanR
(Santiago!)
To: CarolinaGOPer
I think you answered your own question...coffee house in a college town.
455
posted on
12/14/2004 8:56:54 PM PST
by
Katya
(Homo Nosce Te Ipsum)
To: Darksheare; Fedora; NYC GOP Chick
Just an idea, but you might sell candy to get the start-up funds.
456
posted on
12/14/2004 9:02:29 PM PST
by
OSHA
(Actual DUer - Bush is going to jail. and will not be inaugurated the 44th President of the USA)
To: OSHA
457
posted on
12/14/2004 9:06:04 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(www.Hillary-Watch.org)
To: Darksheare; tiamat
Well, I'm inclined towards a percentile system because it's more efficient. However, as Darksheare points out, trolls have low hit points, so you might use a d4 for their hp, representing half a hit die on a d8. Also to be factored in is the fact that trolls regenerate, so even when you kill them on one thread they regenerate and reappear on another, per the cosmic law connecting the UT to all other threads on FR.
458
posted on
12/15/2004 12:06:29 AM PST
by
Fedora
To: OSHA; NYC GOP Chick
Excellent idea--I'm sure NYC GOP Chick will be as thrilled with it as I am :)
459
posted on
12/15/2004 12:09:08 AM PST
by
Fedora
To: NYC GOP Chick
That didn't sound very thrilled--must've been a typo :)
460
posted on
12/15/2004 12:09:42 AM PST
by
Fedora
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