Thanks! I always wondered what a can o' whoop-a$$ looked like...
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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
LOL! Elen can do ballet in her stockings, and hopefully she'll remember her shoes the next time!
Patchouli is one of my favorite scents. Makes the Dad-of-em-all quite whoopy!
Thanks! I always wondered what a can o' whoop-a$$ looked like...
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Teach me more oh great slayer of Trolls, I am a good student.
On a serious note, thanks also for the tip.
I'm not sure.
For trolls I'd use the worst system possible since they have near zilch for hit points.
YUP.
;-)
Hey, it works.
And some of my typos have ended up being used elsewhere..
"Ganags" and "epopel" being the two that I see here and there..
Ours arrive in Mar and leave in Nov. They are so cute!
(Just a little encouragement.)
Thanks!
D20
Ever play Neverwinter Nights? Deekin the kobold bard eats trolls for breakfast.
I think you answered your own question...coffee house in a college town.
Just an idea, but you might sell candy to get the start-up funds.
GRRRRRRRRRR! ;)
Well, I'm inclined towards a percentile system because it's more efficient. However, as Darksheare points out, trolls have low hit points, so you might use a d4 for their hp, representing half a hit die on a d8. Also to be factored in is the fact that trolls regenerate, so even when you kill them on one thread they regenerate and reappear on another, per the cosmic law connecting the UT to all other threads on FR.
Excellent idea--I'm sure NYC GOP Chick will be as thrilled with it as I am :)
That didn't sound very thrilled--must've been a typo :)
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