I saw a young cover drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect!
Owoooo, manholes of London,
Owoooo!
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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
I saw a young cover drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect!
Owoooo, manholes of London,
Owoooo!
Hey, that one even has a wavy pattern footprint on it!
Maynard C. Krebs is dead.
"The 253 posts (and counting) is proof that at least some people agree with me."
I take it that you didn't READ any of those '253 comments' at the time you posted that stupid comment.
AND you failed to answer the question you addressed that to before you were banned.
The Zionist World Manhole Government....
Why are you talking to banned posters? Isn't that a bad sign?
Cool!
"what they think about the pathetic state of today's youth..."
Actually, today's youth are among the most conservative in terms of wanting families, birth rates are the lowest in decades for teens, even sex has dropped. For older Gen X people with families, they spend more time together than a family than their Boomer parents and more and more are even choosing to stay at home instead of work. Young people are also the most pro-life.
I've been accused of being a cleric.
I apparently have a +9 "communicate with dead" skill modifier.
Been rolling for initiative.
Initiative is important. I'm not at all surprised by your "communicate with the dead" skills ... you've had so much practice!
LOL
What the heck is wrong with bongos anyway?
I love Jamaican accent.........Jamaican rum ain't to bad either!!!
The diswasher in this house has a one syllable nickname that ends in "z"........
Been a busy day!
LOL!
"Undead Thread, the RPG" is born?
Hard to get good, free help these days. If I knew a Jamaican in the neighborhood (there probably is one, and I just haven't seen him ... we've got everything else) I'd make the kids pay him to wash up. My kids' idea of dishwashing is like performance art!
My sister-in-law gave me a $25 Gift Card for Starbucks last Christmas. So, I go there and ask for a cup of "kawfee". Sometimes spelling it that way for the pierced and tatted college student behind the counter.
Then I look around and ask "Where's The Washington Times"? Or the latest edition of "Soldier Of Fortune", "The American Spectator" and "Shotgun News"?
That never fails to get a rise from the customers.
Jack.
You know, I believe it was Lenin that said he made fun of the "coffee house revolutionaries" - leftists who had not reached the point where they would take action and murder everyone for power.
I have a favorite saying for liberals and accuse them of spending their time "sitting in a cafe, hating America".
Has potential ... we can always come back here when the original UT crashes. I'll bring the keywords!
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