Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

[CarolinaGOPer]

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?

[TBarnett34]

ITS YOU !!

[timpad]

I really like this new spreadsheet rating thingie

Glad to be of service as always. aMorePerfectUnion started it, but I think TBarnett34 is honing it to a fine beeber-like stuning device.

[Centurion2000]

Generally in a 16 ounce blown-glass mug, when I made them at home, generally a 12 ounce-drink plus foam and whipped creme (grin)

And guaranteed to keep you wired and to blow the diet to hell and back. Sounds like a winner

[Centurion2000]

no internet prescence for them ... what a pity.

[Tax-chick]

I had to break up a fight over on the North Carolina board. Those guys really strain the Molasses Miasma of Niceness generator to its limits.

Plus I've never been in a coffeehouse ... too old, I guess.

[GSWarrior]

I like the smell of patchouli in the morning.

[CarolinaGOPer]

Trust me, it wasn't...

[TBarnett34]

I still need to get a more refined ranking system. I haven't had anyone score higher than CarolinaGOPer yet.

[Gabz]

I don't even know what a coffeehouse is. Is it anything like a gingerbread house?

[F.J. Mitchell]

Pretty good coffee can be found at Hardees,McDonalds, BoJangles, Burger King, Taco Bell, etc. Real Coffee. But if expresso, is your idea of coffee, Hippie Heavens is where it's found.

[Not A Snowbird]

Don't go there.

[Tax-chick]

Interesting thought ... stick it together with lots of glue, and let it harden in sheets?

[BushisTheMan]

Your opinion. So what!

[506trooper]

You know, I went to that same coffeehouse, and the barrista told me, on my deathbed, I would achieve total decaffeination, so I got that going for me.

[Tribune7]

We drink beer.

[Bella_Bru]

It's just hypocrisy to whine when they do it is all.

[ChadGore]

Re: Who else would pay $6 for a cup of coffee?

JOKE: What is evian spelled backward ?

JUNCHLINE: NAIVE. That's what you are if you pay $2.00 for a bottle of water.

[timpad]

That thread is fun, but it needs more keywords.

Oh, now you've REALLY done it!

[riri]

LOL. Good post.

Why did they take over the coffehouses? A couple of theories.

a. Who the hell else has countless hours to spend dong absolutely nothing of value.

b. Communists have always had the need to sit around with other communists and talk about the coming revolution.

c. Who else would let them sit around for hours after a $2.50 purchase?

[BushisTheMan]

I wasn't whining. You were.