And now, The Open Mic Poetry Night finale!:
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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
coffee houses, and other "relaxed social gathering" venues are generally liberal rat havens.
want some coffee out?
a) go to a nice classy breakfast joint. the coffee will be better and it'll be too "uppity" (i mean nice) for the liberal hags.
b) go in the morning - the liberal pukes are still stoned out before noon, so your all set.
I really like this new spreadsheet rating thingie - very creatively dismissive.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
man i need to get you transporter... or a job that allows me more time to surf threads... :)
I saw this before the first post, but I had to take a nap :-).
Then you can spill it in your lap and collect $500,000. LOL
OK, how about this...
GRAFFEO’S COFFEE
San Rafael
1314 Fourth St.
94901
(800) 962 7885
(415) 457 5131
San Francisco
735 Columbus Ave.
94133
(800) 222 6250
(415) 986 2420
Newport Beach
1260 Bison Ave. D1
92660
(800) 972 6135
(714) 644 0393
That would be all California.
Try "half-and half" to start and go from there.
They ship UPS...
And now, The Open Mic Poetry Night finale!:
I wander at random.
Sometimes I find 'em, sometimes not.
Really? I felt empowered doing it. I don't want to have them post only for their Commie-singer friends. If they can't post ALL concerts, they can't post for Crowe or Nelson in my humble opinion. Why subject me to people I don't admire? After all, it's a consumer business.
Having the same attitude as the liberals isn't noble at all. Nor is it 'empowering'.
Maybe a relative....
| Quality of post | Score (1-10) | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Spelling | 3 | Very good, very good! No wait, too good! |
| Grammar | 3 | Semicolons are forbidden in trollspeak. |
| Punctuation | 7 | *bongo bongo bongo bongo bongo* |
| Profanity | 4 | I demand a profanity-filled tirade on the evils of the coffee corporations in your next thread. |
| Feigning Conservative | 10 | You've somehow managed to discover all the notorious traits of a RAT in one room? And you have GOP in your screen name? Wow, impressive! |
| "Long Time Lurker" | 10 | You have to at least be a retread. You know our terminology too well to be just an average 1-day troll. |
| Doomsday Prophecy | 9 | First coffee houses, tomorrow, IHOP! OH, THE HUMANITY!!! |
| Falsified Information | 10 | I've having a really, really hard time believing you found lesbianism, communism, *bongos*, and Michael Moore all in one coffee house. You don't even live in California! |
Your score: A combined 56 out of 80, which ranks you as a: George Soros' Right Left-Hand Minion!
Not bad, not bad!
"Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? "
They can't go into bars, because the minute they shoot off their mouth, we kick their A$$. So they tend to monopolize
the coffee bars.
My moose bites sisters
It's a bit ...unusual?
Set beebers to stune.
I've switched the caff and decaff.
"Two women were kissing.."
Awesome! That's SO hot!
I was wondering where your bowel blessings were!!!!!
Birdie birdie on the window sill I have no food for you today only this..... </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap>
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