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Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?


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To: CarolinaGOPer

coffee houses, and other "relaxed social gathering" venues are generally liberal rat havens.

want some coffee out?
a) go to a nice classy breakfast joint. the coffee will be better and it'll be too "uppity" (i mean nice) for the liberal hags.
b) go in the morning - the liberal pukes are still stoned out before noon, so your all set.


321 posted on 12/14/2004 12:52:59 PM PST by inn8
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To: timpad; aMorePerfectUnion

I really like this new spreadsheet rating thingie - very creatively dismissive.


322 posted on 12/14/2004 12:54:10 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

Here kitty, kitty, kitty!


323 posted on 12/14/2004 12:55:45 PM PST by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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To: Darksheare

man i need to get you transporter... or a job that allows me more time to surf threads... :)


324 posted on 12/14/2004 12:55:59 PM PST by Americanwolf (Democratic Underground... Digital Crack for the the loony left.....Hey troll! Put the pipe down!)
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To: King Prout

I saw this before the first post, but I had to take a nap :-).


325 posted on 12/14/2004 12:56:27 PM PST by Tax-chick (Proud to be a Reprobat!)
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To: Clioman
Maybe you should buy your coffee at McDonalds?

Then you can spill it in your lap and collect $500,000. LOL

326 posted on 12/14/2004 12:57:06 PM PST by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: Centurion2000
at this point who cares, I'm learning some good coffee facts and stuff. Let the rambling thread continue

OK, how about this...

GRAFFEO’S COFFEE

San Rafael
1314 Fourth St.
94901
(800) 962 7885
(415) 457 5131

San Francisco
735 Columbus Ave.
94133
(800) 222 6250
(415) 986 2420

Newport Beach
1260 Bison Ave. D1
92660
(800) 972 6135
(714) 644 0393

That would be all California.
Try "half-and half" to start and go from there.
They ship UPS...

327 posted on 12/14/2004 12:57:56 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
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To: timpad
LOL!

And now, The Open Mic Poetry Night finale!:

328 posted on 12/14/2004 1:00:20 PM PST by Darksheare (Spectral Atrocity)
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To: Americanwolf

I wander at random.
Sometimes I find 'em, sometimes not.


329 posted on 12/14/2004 1:01:40 PM PST by Darksheare (Spectral Atrocity)
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To: Bella_Bru

Really? I felt empowered doing it. I don't want to have them post only for their Commie-singer friends. If they can't post ALL concerts, they can't post for Crowe or Nelson in my humble opinion. Why subject me to people I don't admire? After all, it's a consumer business.


330 posted on 12/14/2004 1:03:32 PM PST by BushisTheMan
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To: BushisTheMan

Having the same attitude as the liberals isn't noble at all. Nor is it 'empowering'.


331 posted on 12/14/2004 1:04:49 PM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: TheBigB

Maybe a relative....


332 posted on 12/14/2004 1:06:28 PM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: CarolinaGOPer; timpad; MeekOneGOP
The TROLL Scorecard for "CarolinaGOPer"
Quality of post Score (1-10) Description
Spelling 3 Very good, very good! No wait, too good!
Grammar 3 Semicolons are forbidden in trollspeak.
Punctuation 7 *bongo bongo bongo bongo bongo*
Profanity 4 I demand a profanity-filled tirade on the evils of the coffee corporations in your next thread.
Feigning Conservative 10 You've somehow managed to discover all the notorious traits of a RAT in one room? And you have GOP in your screen name? Wow, impressive!
"Long Time Lurker" 10 You have to at least be a retread. You know our terminology too well to be just an average 1-day troll.
Doomsday Prophecy 9 First coffee houses, tomorrow, IHOP! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
Falsified Information 10 I've having a really, really hard time believing you found lesbianism, communism, *bongos*, and Michael Moore all in one coffee house. You don't even live in California!

Your score: A combined 56 out of 80, which ranks you as a: George Soros' Right Left-Hand Minion!

Not bad, not bad!

333 posted on 12/14/2004 1:07:07 PM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

"Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? "

They can't go into bars, because the minute they shoot off their mouth, we kick their A$$. So they tend to monopolize
the coffee bars.


334 posted on 12/14/2004 1:08:13 PM PST by international american (Generation Jones: "I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

My moose bites sisters


335 posted on 12/14/2004 1:09:07 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
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To: CarolinaGOPer
Guys, I don't remember my former handle, or I would have used it... what other questions remain unanswered?

It's a bit ...unusual?

Set beebers to stune.

336 posted on 12/14/2004 1:10:47 PM PST by aliquis
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To: Americanwolf

I've switched the caff and decaff.


337 posted on 12/14/2004 1:11:01 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Proud member of Generation Jones. Born Jan 15, 1954. I was not a hippy or a liberal.)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

"Two women were kissing.."


Awesome! That's SO hot!


338 posted on 12/14/2004 1:11:29 PM PST by Hammerhead
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To: Tax-chick

I was wondering where your bowel blessings were!!!!!


339 posted on 12/14/2004 1:11:32 PM PST by Gabz
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To: CarolinaGOPer

Birdie birdie on the window sill I have no food for you today only this..... </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap> </snap>


340 posted on 12/14/2004 1:11:39 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (don't be lazy look it up))
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