**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

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[TheBigB]

By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.

To get things started, a favorite cartoon:

[TheBigB]

THE HOLE!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!!!

Also appropriate here...

[Dead Corpse]

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me...

[TheBigB]

Always addin' the OVERABUNDANCE OF WEINER to my threads...

:-)

[Prime Choice]

YATTA!

After clicking that link, I actually feel dumber than I ever have in my entire life. *blank staring into empty space*

[JimmyMc]

"Britney Spears, her husband and her dog..."

Which is the dog?

[ladtx]

It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie," wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

hehehehehe

[najida]

Ahhh,
So you are familiar with his other pictures >:>!

[Prime Choice]

Yes, that sounds WAYYYYY wrong, dude!

I know. I am ashamed. I go hide in the bosom of Salma Hayek and try to be comforted somehow... `:o)

[Family Guy]

I know this is gonna sound wrong, but what the hell. If I'd been born a girl, I'd do him.

A gay man is down at the beach and sees a sexy beautiful woman walk by in a bikini. He says to himself, "I wish I were a lesbian".

[Billthedrill]

I hate it when this happens.

Elephant Mishap

[Freebird Forever]

Is this better?

[Arrowhead1952]

Just gotta have these on this thread today.....

[Wolfstar]

LOL! OXEN asked the same thing in post #231. The way I figure it, between a guy holding some pink thing, the peanut, and the Pop Tart, it's a tough call.

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo, not BELLY girl!!

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

[TheBigB]

Ahhhh....much better!!

[Wolfstar]

This thread wouldn't be complete without THIS gem.

Or this...the art world's latest honoree: British artist Jeremy Deller stands in front of his piece entitled 'The History of the World' after winning the Turner Prize, at the Tate Britain Gallery, London, December 6, 2004. Deller landed the first prize by taking art lovers on a video tour of Texas, from President Bush's hometown of Crawford to Waco, site of the Branch Davidian siege. (Toby Melville/Reuters)