This Must Stop! (But how *can* it stop, if everyone keeps bumping?)

December 10, 2004 | immigrationreformactivist

[immigrationreformactivist]

Almost everywhere I go lately I see people picking their teeth of I assume plaque/food and sometimes flicking it away from them. Even when they don't flick it these people push elevator buttons I push, type on computer keyboards I use, and push doors I push. Where did this come from? It's like picking your teeth in public with your bare hands in the latest trend. In fact, I am in a computer lab on campus sitting next to some mofo picking his teeth as I type this -- seriously. This is gross and it must stop. Do people realize they are spreading their germs? Many more people need to make a big fuss about this!

[FairfaxVA]

That gif is fantastic!

[NeoCaveman]

Ignore this thread!

[NeoCaveman]

Ignore this thread!

[NeoCaveman]

Ignore this thread!

[kinsman redeemer]

I stole it, too.

Thanks.

Is this "this week's useless thread?"

LAST WEEK's USELESS THREAD

< oxymoron>Useless threads are extra entertaining.< /oxymoron>

[pookie18]

The tooth...you can't handle the tooth!

[Jokelahoma]

Yeah! And I'm tired of all you "other" people continuing to inhale and exhale, getting all your lung cooties all over everything. I mean, it seems I can hardly go anywhere without running into someone BREATHING. It's rude. No breathing in public. That's my rule. Or blinking! Blinking just positively rockets germs from your eyelashes into the atmosphere. No blinking, no breathing. I'm sure I'm missing a few other disgusting habits as well, but I'll always have Breaking News to post them in if I remember what they are!

[Americanwolf]

So are we!

[FairfaxVA]

Nicely put!

[End Times Sentinel]

NJBC, I'm trying to think of something new.  I already did the Cortaslim Rant, the Gift Advice, the "I bought a case of Viagra over the internet, and you know what?  I don't think it works" routines.   Maybe if I go out and get good n' drunk something will occur to me.

 

HLII, check this moron out.  Every day he posts some idiotic rant, but today he's topped himself.

Probably would have been a lot kinder of me to have FReepmailed you, but I didn't think of it until after I hit "post".

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Fierce Allegiance]

[xsmommy]

oh not THIS again ; )

[zoobee]

Haha...your office is bolder than mine.....only a couple of us have discussed the issue (that I know of)....we know who to avoid. LOL.

[Calamari]

May I suggest disposable surgical gloves?

And I will add picking your teeth in public to my OTTWA list

Other things to worry about:

Asteroid Impact, Same Sex Marriage, Massive gamma ray burst from an outside the solar system event, BSE nvCJD, SARS, Smallpox, Ebola ,Flu- (human, bird, swine, duck, chicken), Salmonella, Carbs, Fat, Protein, Terrorists, Anthrax, Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Too little ozone, Too much ozone, Global warming, Global cooling, Global Warming Chaos, Pesticides, Deer ticks, Nerve gas, Dirty bombs, Haliburton, SUVs, Guns, Acid rain, Too much Rain, Too little Rain, Nuclear power, Non-nuclearpower, Nuclear war, Conventional war, Wind Turbines shredding endangered birds, Obesity, Starvation, BCS, The Yankees with A’Rod, NCAA Basketball Tournament Selections, Pit bulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Huskies, Alaskan Malamutes ,Doberman Pinschers, Chow Chows, Great Danes, St. Bernards, Akitas, green ketchup, MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus), Pet spiders, Yard Sale Congestion, Red King Crabs, Shadow people, Cattle mutilations, Junk Science, Supersize fries, ”Our worst fears were confirmed”, steroids in baseball, microwave popcorn, HIV, Peak Oil, Cholesterol both LDL and HDL, second hand smoke, Google Telephone Searches, backyard nuclear reactor, Nitrogen pollution, Carbon Dioxide Reported at Record Levels, Dangerous' Curry Colourings Cataracts from computers, brain tumors from cell phones, fire ants, killer bees, killer tomatoes, killer clowns the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Terrell Owens and Ron Artest, Exploding cell phones, cryptococcus gattii, methylisothiazolinone (MIT), "holiday heart," , U.S. Teens Are Among the Worst at Math, picking your teeth in public …. ... …

So much to worry about...

[Petronski]

[cripplecreek]

2 guesses about where my left hand is right now.

[ApesForEvolution]

Are you a very productive individual?

[cvq3842]

Ugh!

I'm also told that you should NEVER touch the mints on the cashier's counter at diners. Too many people don't use the spoon to pick them up, and don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

Remember Popi on Seinfeld?

[Petronski]

Poppy was kinda sloppy.

[dighton]

Surely among Worst Jobs In Science, “Dust Mite Enumerator.”