Ho, ho, ho: 'Santa' Gets On All Fours, Town Gets Up In Arms

"...Some little ones will probably think this must be Father Christ-mas's wife."

LMAO- Definitely not wife, probably his....friend. And if I had to guess, Father Christmas' wife knows NOTHING about this little chicakdee.

8 posted on 12/09/2004 6:18:23 AM PST by Gefreiter (When seconds count, the police are minutes away.)

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To: presidio9

I'm no prude and I hate to come onto this thread and act like a Mom, but this is terrible. Kids are seeing this every day and it's just wrong. There is a place for ads like this one and that place is not a huge billboard where children can see it.

9 posted on 12/09/2004 6:19:14 AM PST by SilentServiceCPOWife (In the smiling twilight of the new political morning, the unwashed told their betters to shove it.)

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To: Gefreiter

Father Christmas would never leave the house if she were the Mrs.

10 posted on 12/09/2004 6:23:04 AM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)

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To: presidio9

Now I know why Santa's so damn jolly all the time!

11 posted on 12/09/2004 6:25:43 AM PST by Constitution Day (Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)

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To: GraniteStateConservative

LOL- no presents this year! Father Christmas is....indisposed.

12 posted on 12/09/2004 6:26:25 AM PST by Gefreiter (When seconds count, the police are minutes away.)

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To: GraniteStateConservative

No strippers within 12" of punters? What about Place Kickers? Hell, if this rule had been in place for First Basemen, Mo Vaughn might have a World Series ring.

13 posted on 12/09/2004 6:27:38 AM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)

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To: TheBigB; presidio9; Constitution Day

Ho, ohh, ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

14 posted on 12/09/2004 6:28:25 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)

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To: presidio9

A spokeswoman for the RAC...

Zing!!!

15 posted on 12/09/2004 6:28:30 AM PST by Labyrinthos

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To: presidio9

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa needs a ho!" - Fred Imus

16 posted on 12/09/2004 6:35:05 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)

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To: Tennessee_Bob

I want a lap dance for christmas

17 posted on 12/09/2004 6:38:08 AM PST by Moleman

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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

As a proudly heterosexual male of the species, I appreciate the female form but must agree with you, ma'am. I think this is inappropriate fare for a billboard as well.

18 posted on 12/09/2004 6:38:55 AM PST by RebelBanker (Deo Vindice)

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To: presidio9

As John Belushi once famously said,

"Ho ... Ho ... Ho."

19 posted on 12/09/2004 6:40:13 AM PST by BikerNYC

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To: presidio9

All I want for Christmas is her two front...nevermind.

20 posted on 12/09/2004 6:44:41 AM PST by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)

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