Sheriff's Deputy Videotaped Urinating In Elevator

http://www.local6.com/news/3976524/detail.html ^

[Ellesu]

ORLANDO, Fla. -- An Orange County sheriff's deputy was fired after surveillance video showed him urinating in a public elevator, according to Local 6 News.

[MineralMan]

Here's is the story I found:

She was tried and aquitted, it seems, by a court. This is something different from the cop urinating in an elevator, it seems to me:

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St. Louis Alderwoman Acquitted on Urination Charges

And you thought that national politics were bizarre! During a filibuster, St. Louis Alderwoman Irene Smith allegedly urinated in a trash can while friends covered her with a sheet, a tablecloth and a quilt. If she had left to go to the restroom, she would have lost control of the floor. Now, that's dedication! In July 2001, she was charged with lewd conduct. At trial, she was acquitted. (Read the full story on CourtTV)

[tiamat]

LOL!

Let's hope he's not a FReeper!

( Seems unlikely, but still....)

:-)

[tiamat]

Beckwith wrote :
"First of all, "godless atheist" is redundant.

Second, atheism is the highest exercise of arrogance.

Thirdly, don't you belong at the democratic underworld?
"

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1) It's called irony. MM isn't making a big thing of himself. Some OTHER person stuck that on him. He's using it as a tag-line.

2) I am not a Christian, but I do believe in God. I get along with MM just fine, despite the fact that he and I have different beliefs. What's YOUR excuse?

3)

"Shouldn't you be on DU?"

How does atheism = liberalism? If MM is living (as I believe him to be) in a moral fashion and embracing conservative principals, does the fact that he is not a practicing Christian or Jew invalidate him?

I figure he's a much "better" Conservative than I am!

You seem to be very defensive and potentially hostile to someone who openly calls themself an atheist.

Why do you need to be so nervous? Is he really a threat?

How strong Is your Faith?

[ASA Vet]

How does atheism = liberalism

It doesn't, but it is on the "ok to hate" list of many here on FR, right below mooselimbs.

[tiamat]

Hi, Vet!

How are you?

:-)

I'd noticed about that "okay to hate" list.

Disturbing.

[acad1228]

He's not a pervert.
I'm a pervert and he's never at any of the meetings

[ASA Vet]

I'm a pervert and he's never at any of the meetings

How can you hold meetings with all those chickens making noise?

[ASA Vet]

I was disturbed too, but I'm much better now.
The doctors say I might even be able to leave someday, if I can just give up this FR obsession.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Hey, guys: how is your urinal etiquette? Go ahead, take the test.

[tiamat]

I'll see if I can swing a Day Pass for you..

:-)

[acad1228]

The chickens have already been fried and we're ready for a series party.

[green pastures]

What? Don't tell me the police in FL have nothing to go on...

[acad1228]

RULES OF MANHOOD

1. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is OK for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When your date is using her teeth

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move
a. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident

6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move:
a. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns.

7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

10. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man (in fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional).

11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

12. While your girlfriend must bond with your friends' girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals' significant d**k-heads--- low level sports bonding is all the law requires (sorry ladies, it's called a double standard and we drew the short straw on that one).

13. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

14. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

15. It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach...and a topless supermodel delivers it...and it's free.

16. Only in situations of Moral and/or Ass peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

17. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

18. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

19. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't see nothin'.

20. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much beer as the other sports watchers.

21. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

23. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

24. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

25. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

26. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
d. Nice a$$, are you a Sagittarius?

27. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

28. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up if necessary.

29. You cannot rat out a co-worker who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loudspeaker every seven minutes.

30. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that your feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

[Stone Mountain]

...this is just my opinion, but people who don't fear the wrath of God tend to be the ones who cause everybody else problems. Atheists don't think they are going to be judged so they feel free to behave in any way they want. A little cruelty here, a little hatefulness there...

Do you have ANY evidence of this or is this just purely a prejudice on your part? The only time I saw any type of effort to quantify something like this was when they studied the religious beliefs of death row inmates - this was a while ago but I remember that athiests were under-represented as a percentage of the population at large...

[ASA Vet]

I'll see if I can swing a Day Pass for you..

Actually it's kind of nice here, the other people here don't bother me much.
However, if you can arrange a conjugal visit from Kobe Tai I'd really be grateful.

[Stone Mountain]

atheism is the highest exercise of arrogance.

Well, there are some who say that telling others what to believe is the highest exercise of arrogance. You certainly see a lot more evangelistic theists out there than you do evangelistic athiests...

don't you belong at the democratic underworld?

You don't think athiests can be conservative? Why exactly do you believe this?

[Professional Engineer]

I didn't know ya' wuz a shire reeve's deputy.

[tiamat]

This is probably a really bad idea, but I'll do it anyway:

Who the heck is Kobe Tai?

[malakhi]

Two years as a deep cover Troll and "outed" by someone with a bit over 3 months.
Either you got sloppy, or the newbie is really good.

That's the problem with noobs these days. Don't know the proper usage of the word "troll".

[malakhi]

Atheists don't think they are going to be judged so they feel free to behave in any way they want. A little cruelty here, a little hatefulness there...

What's your excuse?