Favorite Seinfeld Episode - PLEASE OPINE

[GianniV]

For a good start to the weekend, please post opinions and thoughts on your favorite Seinfeld episode.

[Republican Red]

I don't remember the name of the episode but it was the one with New York Mets first baseman Keith Hernandez. This was the episode with the JFK grassy knoll spoof.

[sandpit]

The doll that looks like George's mother.
"George, chew your food!"

[rpage3]

The one where Kramer comes in the door and does his schtick...oh, wait a minute, that'd be pretty much all of them and I LOL every time...WORTHLESS GARBAGE!!!

[ElkGroveDan]

Mine was the one wear Kramer was storing up his blood, that later wound up in the overheating car's radiator. The line "your car is bleeding" was one of the funniest I have ever heard in my life.

[yarddog]

There were some funny episodes but also a lot of bad ones.

After a casual totally out of the blue remark attacking a pizza owner for opposing abortion, like he was some kind of monster, I never watched it again.

[Vermonter]

The last one.... because it WAS the last one

[pgkdan]

Shrinkage!

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

I'm partial to the one where Elaine's boyfriend has a Jesus fish on his car and listens to Christian music. He tells her to swipe the neighbors paper. She says if he wants the paper then he should swipe it himself. He responds with, "What do you care? You're going to hell anyway." Then she's mad because if he thinks she's going to hell he should care she's going to hell. "I mean H E L L...you know, with the devils, the caves, the torn clothing, and the HEAT, my god the HEAT..."

[evets]

"Gerry" Where Jerry is replaced with a generic seinfield,
and he's funnier than the original, but the cast doesn't laugh.

unnngh..

[theDentist]

The one where Elaine and Putty are coming back from Europe...

Putty: "It's a long trip. I had to get on with my life."
Elaine: "You had to get on? I'm stuck over here next to this idiot who eats vegetable lasagna."
VL: "You know I can hear you."
Elaine: "Shut up."

VL: "Just leave me out of it."
Jerry (on phone): "Who was that?"
Elain (in reply): "Vegetable Lasagna."
Jerry: "What?"
Elaine (yelling): "Vegetable. Lasagna."

[AlexW]

What is Seinfeld? I can only guess that it is a mindless TV show.

[Larry Lucido]

Ya'll got ping lists?

[FreedomCalls]

"The Bro" -- "The Manziere"

[newgeezer]

There was a time when I thought Seinfeld was funny.

Nowadays, even if I try to watch a rerun from one of the earliest seasons, it's not funny.

On the other hand, I'll probably laugh at The Andy Griffith Show until I'm dead.

[Gulf War One]

Pig-man.

[silverleaf]

"Give me that marba rye, you old hag!"

And the later condo meeting at Del Boca Vista...

[theDentist]

Elaine: "I mean H E L L...you know, with the devils, the caves, the torn clothing, and the HEAT, my god the HEAT..."

Putty: " 't's gonna be rough."

[Larry Lucido]

"Mr. Costanza, Mr. Penske is here to see you."

"Mr. Penske? From the Penske file??"

[Tribune7]

Where George and Kramer have to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport. I woke up the next morning still laughing.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

I never watched it when my son was little. Now I think it's hilarious, and I don't take the political statements or any of the rest of it seriously at all. There are only a couple of episodes I won't watch because they are just too trashy. Most of them I love. I wouldn't watch it with kids around though.

I thought the abortion ones were pretty funny. They weren't a political statement at all. Mostly they just poked fun at the tension.

I also LOVE the Baboo episodes, especially the one where Baboo tells Jerry he is a wonderful person and Jerry thinks to himself, "I am a nice person...my mother WAS right...." Then later Baboo tells him he is a very bad man. Jerry thinks to himself, "Could my mother have been wrong..."