Posted on 12/03/2004 9:50:05 AM PST by gopwinsin04
There are a lot of important life lessons that can be learned from NBC's 'The Apprentice.'
Things like 'passion and desire are key components to sucess' and 'you should never underestimate a competitor' and 'if youre a woman, you can get pretty much get anything you want by acting like a complete whore.'
One thing you cannot get by acting like a whore, though, is respect, and Ivana Ma, a 28 year old 'venture capitalist' from Boston found that out the hard way on last night's episode.
Dont get me wrong, I was as happy as the next guy to see Jennifer and Sandy dressed like a pair of streetwalkers, and happier still to watch Ivana take off her skirt and reveal her skimpy panties.
But it also made me a bit sad. I know, can you believe it? Disappointed by cheap sexual shenanigans that demean an entire gender? I think I must have the fever.
Sandy and Jennifer of the Mosaic team tried a slightly different tatic selling their candy bars on Wall Street in that they dressed like the 'M&M Sisters' which is apparently the new slang term for 'pair of bleached blond sluts who are almost too old to even make this look work.'
And work it they did, by traveling around in a van and preying upon groups of horny construction workers who eagerly bought the bars for $5.00 on the chance that Jen might drop their change and have to bend over and retrieve it.
When Ivana realized what the Mosaic strumpets were doing, her solution was naturally, was to offer to take off her skirt for anyone who paid $20.00 for the chocolate bar. Oh, the savage irony. Two minutes earlier she was saying Jen and Sandy looked like 'strippers from a cheap beer dive in Texas, with peanut shells on the floor.'
Then suddenly, she's flashing her snug fitting girlie panties for all the world to see, in a bid to out trollop the trollops.
When she realized that the long knives were out for her, Ivana finally came to life in the boardroom and had the gall to suggest that the hypereducated Kevin as 'not as smart as her,' and got a verbal spanking from Trump's underling Carolyn for being disrespectful to the Donald.
Ivana backpedaled and backpedaled and did just about everything else aside from dropping her skirt again, but it was to no avail: Trump axed her like a teenaged victim in a horror flick.
Having been involved in some major big bucks construction,I can assure you that no way is Bill Rancic overseeing the construction of a 90 story tower.
Instead of being in a suit in his suite, he should have been in a hardhat taking the girls on a tour on the job site.
That's where you get a real education.
You're probably right but she is getting more and more annoying as each season goes by. Maybe she and George need to be replaced by two other employees of Trump.
She's not there to argue or grandstand. It's his show.
Then why does Carolyn do it then? On the first season for the first few shows, she barely opened her mouth except when asked. Now she is a butt-in-ski, and VERY annoying.
Leave Carolyn alone, she's my babe. I love her (in a nice non-stalking sort of way)
Your comment cracked me up. It was funny and I laughed out loud.
FYI, I'm just thankful that this week your babe Carolyn kept her trap shut for a change. (smile)
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