ROFL!!!!
My neighbors granddaughter has had 5 children and is only 20. She gave the third one up for adoption to a lesbian couple here in town.
Meanwhile my husband and I are trying to conceive for 8 years and she is having one every 14 months! I was just a little frustrated about that. Thankfully God saw fit to finally give me one. I think it takes alot to realize that someone else could better provide for a child.
I'm dying here laughing about both your phrases - totally dying with laughter.