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PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY EULOGY
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| Nov. 21, 2004
| Doug Allen
Posted on 11/30/2004 5:05:38 PM PST by xJones
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozen of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, Little Debbie and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business. But his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still as a crusty old man was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dead; doughboy; poked
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Well, I thought it was funny.:)
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:05:39 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
2
posted on
11/30/2004 5:07:59 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(www.geocities.com/arizonapatriots/ArizonaPatriots.html.. Serving those who serve us.)
To: xJones
I don't think it's funny at all. I think it's sad.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy never directly impacted my life but I always found his upbeat demeanor to be a positive influence on those around him. To my knowledge, the Pillsbury Dough Boy never wore a frown, and that is how he should be remembered.
I wonder if he had any kids and if so, if any of the will carry the torch in future Pillsbury commercials and advertisements.
Whatever happened to Frankenberry? That was another positive role model for me when I was growing up.
3
posted on
11/30/2004 5:09:33 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(Red Sox Win The World Series...And Bush Wins Re-election Too!)
To: xJones
Well, I thought it was funny.:)Me, too. Ignore Mr. Groan-o-rama
4
posted on
11/30/2004 5:10:02 PM PST
by
dinasour
(Pajamahadeen)
To: xJones
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:10:20 PM PST
by
MisterRepublican
("I must go. I must be elusive.")
To: SamAdams76
This reminds me that I need to let Prince Albert outta the can.
6
posted on
11/30/2004 5:12:02 PM PST
by
Endeavor
To: xJones
My late father
hated the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Every time he'd be on TV, Dad would say, "I'd like to take that little bastard and stomp him into a f*****g tortilla!!!!!!" LOL Can't blame him - I'd like to go after those Intel blue guys with a 30.06. They creep me out, big time.
7
posted on
11/30/2004 5:12:31 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
To: xJones
Sara Lee refused to attend. When asked why, she said, "The last time we were together, he was poppin' fresh with me!"
-PJ
To: xJones
I know him....used to play cards when he was rolling in dough.
He will Rise Again !
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:12:44 PM PST
by
PoorMuttly
("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")
To: Americanwolf
Groan-o-rama! Hey, I know a lot of Dan Rather jokes but they're getting kind of stale.
10
posted on
11/30/2004 5:13:35 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
He is survived by his closest relative, the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man.
11
posted on
11/30/2004 5:13:55 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: xJones
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:14:22 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
To: SamAdams76
I hope bad puns aren't a terminal weakness.:)
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:15:17 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
And no open-loop suggestive line!
14
posted on
11/30/2004 5:15:42 PM PST
by
BobS
To: xJones
We have a friend who collects anything doughboy...
she's going to be devastated.
To: xJones
As we will always remember him...
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:16:56 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: xJones
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:17:26 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
To: martin_fierro
Hey, I did a search on Pillsbury Doughboy.
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:19:26 PM PST
by
xJones
To: xJones
I thought something happened to Michael Moore.
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:19:31 PM PST
by
the invisib1e hand
(if a man lives long enough, he gets to see the same thing over and over.)
To: xJones
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posted on
11/30/2004 5:20:37 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(www.geocities.com/arizonapatriots/ArizonaPatriots.html.. Serving those who serve us.)
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