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Hand pulls groin
Yahoo Sports ^ | Monday, November 29, 2004 | fanball staff

Posted on 11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST by Randjuke

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Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.

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We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.


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To: Randjuke

I used to know a guy named Richard Burns from Holden Mass.


41 posted on 11/29/2004 11:07:15 AM PST by Radix (Tag Line place holder.)
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To: Randjuke

The headline itself is worth the price of admission.


42 posted on 11/29/2004 11:07:31 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2004, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: Constitution Day

"British seamen's release contingent on interrogations"


43 posted on 11/29/2004 11:08:14 AM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Shryke

CONGRATS!


44 posted on 11/29/2004 11:09:16 AM PST by OSHA (Tip O' the Day. Straighten a warped sense of humor by clamping it between two uptight liberals.)
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To: All

And here's another actual headline from Google News. Ain't the British fun?:


CARROLL'S COCK-UP ON A VERY GRAND SCALE
The Mirror, UK - Nov 24, 2004
WHEN he switches on the television on a Saturday night Sir Alex Ferguson must cringe at the sight of Peter Schmeichel in the pundit's chair. ...


45 posted on 11/29/2004 11:09:45 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: meandog
Woman Beats Off Rapist
46 posted on 11/29/2004 11:14:07 AM PST by Old Professer (The accidental trumps the purposeful in every endeavor attended by the incompetent.)
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To: Shryke
BAD HAND!


47 posted on 11/29/2004 11:15:34 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: TheBigB
Isn't a "pulled groin" a polite term for for inguinal hernia. I know that Larry Csonka retired with a "pulled groin."
48 posted on 11/29/2004 11:15:35 AM PST by oyez (¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
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To: Shryke

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!


49 posted on 11/29/2004 11:16:00 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: TheBigB

Classic!


50 posted on 11/29/2004 11:18:00 AM PST by sarasota
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


51 posted on 11/29/2004 11:19:02 AM PST by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: Randjuke
Giants: Hand pulls groin

...his own, we hope.

52 posted on 11/29/2004 11:19:40 AM PST by RichInOC (Remember when Keith Olbermann was intentionally funny?)
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To: Randjuke

I liked that 80s sitcom Groin Pains.


53 posted on 11/29/2004 11:19:50 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: Randjuke

54 posted on 11/29/2004 11:19:54 AM PST by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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To: Rebelbase

It's not temporary. But you can do it until you need glasses...


55 posted on 11/29/2004 11:19:56 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Dog Gone

Lincoln, Kennedy and the guy sitting in front of . . .


56 posted on 11/29/2004 11:20:43 AM PST by BenLurkin (Big government is still a big problem.)
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To: RichInOC

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."--Rita Rudner


57 posted on 11/29/2004 11:22:56 AM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: TheBigB; dighton; Fierce Allegiance; Petronski; Holden Magroin
All these posts, and no one's pinged Holden Magroin.

Maybe he's out beating the bushes.

58 posted on 11/29/2004 11:26:12 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Randjuke
Here's another real headline I enjoyed:

Article 5 of 17

September 20, 1998

TROJANS PULL AWAY FROM BEAVERS

Summary:

Oregon State sticks with USC through most of the game, but the Trojans make the big plays to win 40-20

In the end, Oregon State couldn't come up with the plays when it needed them.

Oregon State played Southern California close for most of the game, but the offense couldn't generate any momentum and the Beavers lost 40-20 in front of 45,629 Saturday night at Memorial Coliseum.

The Beavers (2-1, 0-1 Pac-10) thought they had a chance to beat the Trojans (3-0, 1-0) in

Full article: 858 words

www.oregonlive.com

59 posted on 11/29/2004 11:26:47 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
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To: onyx

I love it!


60 posted on 11/29/2004 11:29:00 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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