Posted on 11/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
Hopefully not TOO many, lest we are ALL in touble!
Hilarious IMO!
"You can take one, however they are VERY uncomfortable and I refuse to wear one, and YOU can't leave the aircraft until I do!"
That's a great story!
One thing about pilots...their butt is more
important to them than their passenger's.
They will move mountains to make sure they
are safe.
If they are safe...their passengers will be, too. ;o)
"working on the birds of the "Confederate Air Force" (I refuse to succumb to PC and use the title "Consolidated Air Force")"
That's terrific!
Learn some HTML, and post some pics on your homepage.
Good for you for refusing to bow at the alter of
Political Correctness!
And, thank you for your kind words. ;o)
"Yeah, but it may pi$$ some people off."
LOL! So what?
If that's the case,
they need to grow a
sense of humor.
It was funny, and clever. ;o)
Yes, this is very true, however my former boss and owner of a mint Canadaire T-33A conveyed to me that he would NEVER, EVER leave his bird unless the cockpit was on fire!
Well, at an air show in Mt. Clemens, MI in '94, 128 flags were stuck in the ground to identify body parts of my then boss and the only surviving part of the aircraft was a "tip tank" that ejected on impact.
God rest his soul.
SPL Ping. (If you want on or off Salacious Ping List let me know)
Speak for yourself Kristie. Some of us gals would be happy with any at all.
Is she?
I have no idea.
But, you're right.
E. Ron Hubbard was a self-help author.
L ron hubbard.
And even with all the Christian conservative young people that are "saving it for marriage," I wouldn't be surprised if the Dims have the market cornered on virgins, either.
And his help was first of all directed towards himself.
A most prudent and healthy attitude cyborg.
"Well, at an air show in Mt. Clemens, MI in '94, 128 flags were stuck in the ground to identify body parts of my then boss and the only surviving part of the aircraft was a "tip tank" that ejected on impact."
Well, I didn't say you should
fly with them in air shows. ;o)
He should have never vowed to
NEVER leave his aircraft unless
the cockpit was on fire.
That kind of mentality will get
you killed.
Michael is a Scientologist?
Who knew...;o)
Now there goes ALL the fun!
Officers clubs and free service, free wet bars in our rooms, escorts....well, I'm still here so apparently my priorities are well aligned and balanced with pleasure and common sense! ; ) (well, maybe)
Tons of fun!
Thanks. She should find a man who will love her no matter what her size and have a lifetime of happy,healthy sex.
A well thought out and sensible statement to say the least cyborg!
Don't both of those make you LOSE weight? I know amphetamines do. I don't think that is her problem frankly!
This show is now on my permanent Must Miss List!
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