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KIRSTIE: "I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"
Star Mag ^ | November 21, 2004 | TONY BRENNA, LESLEY ABRAVANEL & NEIL BLINCOW

Posted on 11/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

It's been a rough few years for Kirstie Alley, 53, and not just because her career has been in a slump. On the episode of Oprah Winfrey's show that aired Nov. 12, Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years, confessing, "I don't want to have fat sex!"

About 10 months ago, Kirstie told Oprah she faced the fact that she had blown up: At last count her weight was about 260 pounds. Kirstie recalled stripping down and looking at herself in a mirror:

"I have seen myself naked.... I couldn't believe it. And so I just was crushed."

But while Kirstie may be admitting this, what the heavy-set, sexstarved actress isn't saying is that she's also been blowing up at everyone around her! Suffering the strains of weight gain and career pressure, sources say she's been yelling at crew members on the set of her upcoming Showtime TV show, Fat Actress, and has taken to loudly fighting about script changes and location decisions.

Before production began in Los Angeles two months ago, Kirstie seemed perfectly comfortable with the show's premise. In Fat Actress, she plays a fictionalized version of herself, an actress coping with her weight. She joked to producers that they should get her wardrobe in three different sizes to match her weight fluctuations. But once shooting started, says a friend, that happy-go-lucky attitude disappeared faster than the on-set snacks.

"Suddenly, Kirstie's ego kicked in; before this series she didn't seem to care about how she looked," the friend says. In fact, the actress was regularly seen walking around L.A. in frumpy clothes and uncombed hair, even eating pie at House of Pies.

Now, the friend says, "she gets irritable so quickly, makeup has to rush in to dab the sweat off her face." A source says the chainsmoking, popsicle-sucking actress has flown off the handle at the show's cameramen, wardrobers, and makeup artists. The people she's always nice to are the celebs who visit the set as guest stars.

Recently, on line in the cafeteria, Kirstie loudly berated an assistant after a pair of earrings Kirstie needed for an upcoming scene disappeared. "She flipped out," says the source. "The next day, four staff members were fired." Reps for Kirstie did not return Star's calls for comment.

STRESS FACTOR

Kirstie's blow-ups seem to be fueled by major career stress. Fat Actress, which debuts in March 2005, is mostly unscripted, relying on Kirstie's onscreen personality and her ability to adlib. Kirstie has worked little since 2000, when her sitcom Veronica's Closet ended its three-season run, and sources say she is desperate for a comeback.

That may be tough for an actress whose weight has ballooned from 125 pounds during her Cheers days to a high of almost 300. But Kirstie is hoping to make the most of her girth. In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

Meanwhile, sources say she focuses her ire toward the little people on the set --workers both small in waistline and low on the job chain. She keeps that anger in check, though, when it comes to her kids, the source says. Kirstie frequently phones her son William, 12, and daughter Lillie, 10, during the day. Indeed, Kirstie told Oprah that it's her love for her children, whom she enjoys cooking for -- and eating with -- that led her to pack on the pounds.

All that may soon change. Kirstie has mentioned many times that she's concerned for her health and knows she needs to slim down. She recently sold a yet unwritten memoir to Rodale Press called How To Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life, and she's lost 16 pounds since filming began. OK, it's barely a dent. Which is probably just fine by the show's producers, since they only have a show as long as their fat actress remains just that -- fat.


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KEYWORDS: bigbutts; fat8actress; kirstiealley; obesity; sexstarved; stress
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1 posted on 11/21/2004 12:30:36 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

i see the hollywood in her...... she is its poster child.... bunch of losers...


2 posted on 11/21/2004 12:32:57 PM PST by Gibtx (pajamahadeen call to arms.....)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
...even eating pie at House of Pies.

Was she using utensils? Or did her table look like a competition at the county fair?

3 posted on 11/21/2004 12:35:02 PM PST by solitas
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection



From 125 to 260?
There's a lot of weight in between the two.
Wow.
A little self control maybe.


4 posted on 11/21/2004 12:35:09 PM PST by onyx
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Gee, maybe her "church" needs to help her out here. The did wonders with Lisa McPherson.
5 posted on 11/21/2004 12:36:56 PM PST by Ladysmith (November 2, 2004: Taking America BACK!!!)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"

Neither does your vibrator. Now get off your ass and on the Stairmaster. And put the eclair down while you're at it.


6 posted on 11/21/2004 12:37:44 PM PST by Viking2002 (Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

Here's a thought Krispy, er I mean Kirstie. Ease up on the Krispy Kreme's and exercise some self control.


7 posted on 11/21/2004 12:40:08 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection

The bad attitude sounds like the effects of hard drug use. In her case probably amphetamines and or cocaine.


8 posted on 11/21/2004 12:45:45 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

Kirstie... no... I beg you not to do this thing... and Kid, are you insane?! Get out from under that before you're injured!

9 posted on 11/21/2004 12:59:48 PM PST by wizardoz (Arafat's funeral was the Wellstone memorial, with guns.)
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To: John Lenin
No "probably" about it. Kirstie was a major league cokehead back in the early/mid-80's. She was thinner then, too - maybe she should take it up again.

I'm just saying...

10 posted on 11/21/2004 1:03:07 PM PST by general_re (Drive offensively - the life you save may be your own.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
It's been a rough few years for Kirstie Alley, 53, and not just because her career has been in a slump. On the episode of Oprah Winfrey's show that aired Nov. 12, Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years, confessing, "I don't want to have fat sex!"

And she's telling this to Oprah? Why?

11 posted on 11/21/2004 1:06:30 PM PST by ClintonBeGone (Sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: wizardoz

I just can't see her doing a lap dance, period.


12 posted on 11/21/2004 1:06:41 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

A lap dance at 260 is like falling into a pig stall at 2 in the morning.


13 posted on 11/21/2004 1:08:22 PM PST by ClintonBeGone (Sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: ClintonBeGone

She's beginning to sound like a damned desperate tramp. Sort of reminds me of an article I read a few years ago that Nicole Kidman was looking for any man to have babies with. Didn't matter who, she just wanted to have more babies.


14 posted on 11/21/2004 1:08:39 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: ClintonBeGone

Exactly!!!


15 posted on 11/21/2004 1:09:38 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
Didn't matter who, she just wanted to have more babies.

Reminds me of J-Lo's quest for some demon seed.

16 posted on 11/21/2004 1:13:05 PM PST by ClintonBeGone (Sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
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To: general_re

Instead of drugs she should get the operation that shrinks your stomach. My aunt did and she lost a lot of weight.


17 posted on 11/21/2004 1:13:43 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection; Chieftain

Who cares?


18 posted on 11/21/2004 1:13:52 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Let the military do their job!)
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To: ClintonBeGone

LMAO!


19 posted on 11/21/2004 1:14:07 PM PST by wagglebee (Memo to sKerry: the only think Bush F'ed up was your career)
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To: ClintonBeGone
The overcoat syndrome. Kirstie has attended exclusive Hollywood throngs for a number of years now in designer overcoats, refusing to remove them after arriving. Now that she has "come out", friends are more compassionate towards Kristie's' California summer quaint.
20 posted on 11/21/2004 1:15:52 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection (www.whatyoucrave.com)
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